Astrid Samson

@JSamsonEsquire @malibuqueenb @QisGonnaBreakYa @PRS_2Pretty4U Bish wahhh??? I’m the lawyer!

@malibuqueenb @QisGonnaBreakYa @PRS_2Pretty4U You do realize I'm not a lawyer? Never professed to being one. Don't even play one on television

It’s so easy to sit behind a keyboard and say that I’m a ratings bomb. That’s the problem these days. Anyone can come on here and spout unverified nonsense. Since becoming champ, ratings have been up, attendance up, even Glory got a spike thanks to me. Just ask @PRS_2Pretty4U.

@JSamsonEsquire happy birthday to the man that has everything - from the wives Samson 😉

@JSamsonEsquire Ima cut his dingaling off

@LilBitofAsti I'm going to have to call some people, huh? I remember when I was nineteen

so apparently there’s been a guy hitting on my sister… she’s not old enough!!!

@JSamsonEsquire she’s flirting!

@LilBitofAsti Wait what?!

coming soon

2024 the year of the new era

My wife, @LilBitofAsti, right now

Thank fucking god

@ThisDragonRises @JSamsonEsquire @BeamMeUpScotti_ Reference a certain song from SNL

@JSamsonEsquire @BeamMeUpScotti_ @LilBitofAsti Tell her you've already brought her a gift and want her to guess what it is. Listen to her first three guesses. Admit she's right/tell her she might be right. Go shopping :)

Afternoon, plebs

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@JSamsonEsquire @BeamMeUpScotti_ I’m saying next month so she can have an early thanksgiving

@LilBitofAsti @BeamMeUpScotti_ Didn't we just see "the sights" last month?

Wanna go to Paris @JSamsonEsquire @BeamMeUpScotti_

@JSamsonEsquire @BeamMeUpScotti_ well soon… to uh… see the sights

@LilBitofAsti @BeamMeUpScotti_ Like right now?

@RiskyAuGoGo @SuperTigerResu @UnbreakableRWYA Come to my office and we can discuss things

@SuperTigerResu @UnbreakableRWYA @LilBitofAsti and I don't always agree. In fact, it's an utter rarity that we do. However, she's an incredible legal mind. I would love it if she could take a look at this. It's a hell of a case.

Well... that's not a phone call I wanted to get this morning.

@RiskyAuGoGo @one_wrestle @BeamMeUpScotti_ @PRS_2Pretty4U For once we agree on something

@one_wrestle @BeamMeUpScotti_ @LilBitofAsti @PRS_2Pretty4U What can I say? They're smart girls.

It is reported that @BeamMeUpScotti_ and @LilBitofAsti have stepped away from their #Glory commentating duties. The wife and wife team have been very vocal where it concerns @PRS_2Pretty4U and his appointment as GM seems to be the reason for their departure.

@JSamsonEsquire @PRS_2Pretty4U Cost… no. Make… buckets

@LilBitofAsti @PRS_2Pretty4U It better not cost me money

You think I want to have to listen to him? Hell naw

@JSamsonEsquire @PRS_2Pretty4U We have other plans anyway

@PRS_2Pretty4U @LilBitofAsti Excellent decision, my wives