Becca

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

can i come over and circle you like a vulture

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

Mother’s Day isn’t enough, rip your beating heart out and serve it to us on a platter

fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck man

Oh you backed into your parking spot, I didn’t realize I was dealing with a secret agent on a classified mission

JD Vance I know you met Donald Trump already but maybe we could try again?

(interrupting your boring story) hey just wanna let everyone know that my turn to talk is gonna be awesome, so let’s stick it out with this clunker

starting a new show sucks. who are these people

Oh you like April fools day? Name every fool.

Dude we’re not matching energy and treating people the way we wish they treated us if you wanna pull up

for the amount of meat you get out of clam I feel like we could just leave em alone

Quit eating oysters with the boysters and come eat shrimp with a pimp

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory

sad ass cookie