Sean

@Brewers_Kitchen Rishkar's for sure, the free spell remains unbeaten

You can only play one, what's your pick? 🤔

“The Norwegians thawed an alien thing and now it’s trying to kill us all.” “Wow. That’s crazy.” “You don’t seem that concerned.” “A leopard seal just ate my entire family. I’ve got my own problems.”

No Paul, we don't want Marathon and we've made that perfectly clear, so if Bungie isn't going to pivot, then they're going to perish. So be it, let the bodies hit the floor. What you fail to realize is all of you oblivious completely obnoxious assclowns picked this fight with us, the ones who actually spend money, pandering to a bunch of broke ass losers who don't have two nickles to rub together, and I can promise you, that we can be a whole hell of a lot pettier than you because we vote with our wallets, while you degenerate maggots vote with your meaningless virtues. Understand this and understand it perfectly well, Bungie needs us, we don't need Bungie, and If you won't respect gamers, then you'll learn to fear us. Your hatred and contempt for us, doesn't outweigh ours, I can guarantee you that. I don't care if you can't put food on your tables when you continue to ruin this medium with your identity politics. All any of you are to me, are subhuman parasites.

Sony will literally communicate that they will support Marathon no matter what and you will always have a self proclaimed data analyst in the comments saying the game’s DOA (the game is 2 months old)

notice how they said "player reception" instead of "whiny bitches on twitter who haven't played it reception"

@XyB4rAnGeL Teach you how to play Magic The Gathering

wyd if you could hangout with me for 24 hours?

@affinity4anime @BDEgameowners Never expected to find the perfect removal spell for my pEDH deck in a post like this, thank you

@BDEgameowners It pains me that I had to stop going to an LGS due to people's poor hygiene. Please be responsible, considerate adults when you go to public spaces.

A product with no customers

Tired: Complaining about Husband's hobbies. Inspired: Learning just enough to tease him. Ex: "Have fun at Magic my love! Hope you encounter a Blue Player!"

Bisexuals: I’m bisexual People who like Magic the Gathering: I like Magic the Gathering Bisexuals who like Magic the Gathering: I quite enjoy playing simic

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

You can run, but you can’t hide. Recon - Marathon

@bigmonkeong Considering what we do to recover single soldiers behind enemy lines, yes

do you think nasa would actually spend billions of dollars to get one person back from space if it was real life

At least Artyom and Anna get to keep their good ending.

“My vault is 400/400, let’s run some Cryo.” 3 runs later:

guys i get it now most commander players don't actually like magic the gathering

One of the spookiest shuttle missions. IYKYK.

@StarCityGames Can't wait to see half of these banned pre release

The Mystical Archive from #MTGStrixhaven is being fully revealed today! ✨ These will all be available on Magic Arena!

how it feels to play tcgs/collect cards