Alex Johnson

I remembered to do the thing where I put a camera on my hat and talk to it like it’s you standing next to me. Go give it a watch, like, comment, and hopefully subscribe. youtu.be/jxNDbgV05DA?si…

@ankoromochuu Yes and yes. My wife and I love Ghibli films. Howl’s moving castle is probably my favorite.

海外の皆さんはジブリを観ますか？ 日本が舞台の「となりのトトロ」は観たことありますか？ メイは私の妹の幼い頃にそっくりなのです😂

@BlackDumpling @Locus_Solus3303 I say it all the time…..

@Locus_Solus3303 Nobody in America says this. @BeardedDale is being deceitful.

アメリカの友人「自然が俺の顔をレイプしている」 マジでアメリカも花粉症やばいんやな…

@garage_kato That looks really good. As long as you are in a well ventilated area should be any long term impact on your body using it. It will last longer than bondo or body filler.

鉛フィラー。初めてやりました。 まぁなんとなくはなったかな？ 楽しいけど、身体にめちゃくちゃ悪そうだからあんまりやりたくないですけどね…。

@BethanyCherisse Yep

Does anyone else just feel absolutely exhausted, like we've all just been living in survival mode since 2020? Or is it just me.

@doryntory I like scars, they tell stories and lessons.

켈로이드 피부로 흉터 자국 심하신 분들에게 희소식이네요.

@davidonchainx That is exactly what all SaaS platforms do.

What if Anthropic's plan to profitability is: > Launch Claude Code > Make it easy for people who can't code to build apps > Everyone loves it > Ship new features every week > Every new feature burns through more credits > Users hit their credit limits faster > Soon their entire business runs on Claude > Then raise prices a lot > Everyone forced to pay otherwise their business dies > They can't leave because they don't know how to code > Anthropic revenue increases by 10x overnight They're not selling an AI tool They're selling a dependency Genius

@Mans_Ascent Find a girl you like. Marry her, have lots of babies while you are young. Then work though your problems together instead of looking for “someone better”

Mature men who are 25+, please drop one piece of advice to men 18 to 24. It can be about anything!

@skindie___ You are learning about the other part of America just like the Japanese are 🤣🤣🤣

Omg help! I enjoyed Japanese twitter until this very moment in time where my timeline is flooded with Coca Cola and peanuts 😭😭 WTF Someone please explain!!!!????

@Locus_Solus3303 This is a problem for us in America also. I usually say “nature is raping my face”

あかん、マジで今年の花粉症やばいんやけど スギとヒノキが人類を妊娠させようとしとる

@0808Kawano Congratulations!

無事に第一子を授かりました🥺 触ったら壊れそう💦　 元気に出てきてくれた子と頑張った妻に感謝！ まだ気持ちがふわふわしていて実感湧かないw

@HSGARAGE1 Food porn in an accurate translation 😅 Here is some of mine. Steak, mushrooms in red wine sauce, and a baked potato.

あまりにも美味そうな食事の写真ばっかりTLに流れてくるようになったし、アメリカ人の友達に「飯テロ」って言葉を教えたいんだけど、翻訳サイトを使うと「Food porn」って訳されて全然違う意味になっちゃう… 直訳するから変な意味でこっちが捉えるだけで、これはこれで合ってるのかな？

@MUKIDEZA2 @cagehead713 Just noticed I have a typo. Building* architecture

@MUKIDEZA2 @cagehead713 Most Americans don’t know this symbol. However prior to WW2 it was commonly included in bounding architecture. During / after the war they were covered up.

日本には家紋と言う家ごとに紋章があるんです。（受け継がれなくて消えた家もあるけど）アメリカには何か、自分の家に代々伝わる物とかありますか？

@StrmchsrHunterF Early 2000s storm chasing was the best.

It would be hilarious if storm chasing becomes so oversaturated that it becomes impossible to make a career/money. Which then in turn would cause a lot of people to leave storm chasing because there's no money in it and too many people out chasing anyways. At this point I'm just waiting for the great storm chasing Purge/Exodus so we can go back to 1990s style storm chasing but with better technology. Run it back to when we were sniffing the dirt and in it for the science, not the money.

@chirno_helmet It may happen in future generations. In it would require changing so much that has been built and written in America for generations.

アメリカ人へ Xにいる日本人の多くがアメリカに好意的なのはわかってもらえたと思う。 ただ、俺を含めたそういった日本人全員がアメリカに対してどうしても許せないことがある。 ヤードポンド法という悪しき単位だ。なぜ世界標準であるメートル法を頑なに拒み続けるんだ。

@HSGARAGE1 It must be an extra part. You can improve the design by leaving it out… maybe….

おい、お前どこの部品や どこから逃げ出してきたんや パーツリスト見ても存在しない気がするぞ

@drsarah I’m severely lactose intolerant so I stand with them in ending cheese violence.

I’m starting to wonder if Japanese people think we really do have a cheese problem. Because we all know we can quit anytime we want!

@JuniperFolly I am biased as a former true blue crew member. But whataburger is garbage.

Culvers > Whataburger I have assimilated

@HSGARAGE1 I an only assume yes. 🤣

@BeardedDale なるほど、私はその秘密に触れてしまったのか…

アメリカ人の友達が増えたから、そろそろはっきりさせたい だいぶ前に「おちんぽファイトクラブ」という動画が日本で流行ったが、Twitterの中にこの競技に参加した者、もしくは優勝した者はいるか？

@iina_quu Is in a glass*

@iina_quu Yes. My favorite way to drink whiskey and bourbon in in a glass with just one large ice cube. Slow little sips over 5-10 minutes.

米国の友達にききたいんだけどさ 私はバーボンをコーラで割るのも好きなんだけど、銘柄によっては、うわこれコーラに合わないな、みたいなバーボンもあると思ってて やっぱ米国でも、え？それをコーラで割っちゃうの？みたいに思われる銘柄もあるのかな それとも全部コーラに合うだろ！みたいな感じ？