Bearded Nylon

@CodieGuy Did an nft fall in love with you???

What happened to hello?

What do you put up here? (Wrong answers only)

@nyxxhexx Spoiler alert

Oh.... Well I mean......

@nyxxhexx Needs to send you women born in 97 instead

Lord, stop sending me men born in 94

@CodieGuy Take flare to the corner

trying to sleep but all i can think about is ffxiv raid mechanics

@TheInsaneRay Crack open a window big guy

Gotta hit this tonight

@CodieGuy Two queens 👸

merry christmas from me and queen bon bon 🎄

@GibiOfficial I'm actually really torn about whether or not 'good at wrapping gifts' should be on brand for you

I’m so abysmally bad at wrapping presents I feel like that is off brand

@SirJordanx So sorry, mate 😔

Me, writing on the board in detention: NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A BIT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A BIT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE A BIT

@SirJordanx I'm so sorry, man

@GibiOfficial I say 'in here', but very incoherently, and with an upward intonation, so it blends into an 'iiiheeeEEEE'

What do you say when someone knocks on the door of a single public restroom and you’re in there

@sweet_danica Swiss leaves...

OH NO WHAT AM I GOING TO NAME HIM 😳😳😳

Bad days really always find a way to get worse (I played overwatch)

@khoidaooo Dw, I'm not good at my backup job either!

i never said i was a good math tutor

hey everyone, for the duration of the video game strike i will be going back to my old job as a math tutor. please feel free to post your math questions below and i will answer them expertly, ty

@sweet_danica Me, when I bring a toolbox with a brand new part...

Gen Con bound! ✈️💕

@TheInsaneRay Crack open a window and enjoy that thing

Hey guys I'm sorry but I unfortunately have seen this again on my TL.... So now so do you, ngl looks like it'd take the edge off

@SirJordanx Hello, nice to meet you, I am literally noone

@ericalindbeck @SassyChapGames @robbiedaymond @RayChase @MaxMittelman Playboy dust bunny?!

@khoidaooo I volunteer to add a single kernel of corn every week until I die

do any mutuals want to start and maintain a perpetual stew together? i think if we all coordinate well enough we could keep it going for 2-3 generations. no beans and no okra.