Chris

Trying to make sure I don't see porn whilst i'm at work on this Twitter account so sorry if I don't follow some of you back.🙈😇

@OGreat6 1st 4 and 6 for me... combined with my resting heart rate being 30 bpm than it has been consistently for my whole life.

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Sunday tasks completed. 🙄 Am I too fussy?

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Just a video of Nigel Farage being busted on national TV.

@j199024 Told my mate tonight, Slot just doesn't get the club or the fans. We are no longer believers and that is down to Slot in every game since we sealed the league last season.

@YazzLFC Lets not forget dominic having his leg clipped from behind just before they scored their 2nd.

Sometimes honesty works against you in modern football. If Virgil van Dijk throws himself to the floor like Gabriel did in the North London derby , the whistle probably goes. The contact gets magnified. VAR slows it down. The referee is forced into a decision. But he stays on his feet. He tries to defend honestly. He trusts the game to reward strength, balance, and integrity. And that honesty costs Liverpool because in today’s game, staying up can make it look like nothing happened. No fall. No drama. No foul. That’s the paradox football says it wants toughness. It says it doesn’t want players going down easily. But the reality? If you don’t go down, you don’t get the call. So what’s the lesson players learn? - Don’t be strong. - Don’t be honest. - Make sure the referee sees it. And that’s the part that hurts because sometimes doing the right thing on your feet ends up being the wrong decision on the scoreboard.

🚩 Baroness Warsi on GMB: “This war was unnecessary and is illegal… Do not get dragged into this.” She points to the UN Charter standard for pre-emptive strikes: an instant, overwhelming threat leaving no choice of means. She argues that threshold was not met. After Iraq, Britain cannot drift into conflict without a clear legal basis, a defined objective, and a vote in Parliament. And she makes another hard point: instability abroad means consequences at home - from defence costs to migration flows. #Iran

"Man in a small boat baffled as to why he can't illegally enter a country without the valid paperwork."

@BlaqMidas_ Always the 2nd

I’m still not sure which hurts more…Grieving someone who’s left this world or grieving someone who’s still here but just estranged😕

Nigel Farage has claimed he has been denied access to Liverpool. It has to be made clear this is not due to any Government restrictions or visa requirements. We just don't like racist arseholes in our city.

You wouldn't Vote Epstein, so don't Vote Farage.

Reform UK are not your friends....

Reform UK has another Russia problem. #Gorton & #Denton candidate Matt Goodwin has been shown to have been paid significant Russian oil money via Orbán’s Hungary. #GortonAndDentonByElection

#Reform Councillor David Taylor JAILED. "nasty and violent". "told his wife he would hunt her like prey and kill her, and that he would "put her in the boot and set fire to the car". And STILL he was 'vetted' & 'approved' by #Reform as a candidate while this was all going on.

we lost him in all the universes, may he rest in peace 🤍

Another channel for dirty foreign money to influence our politics - Reform might say they want our country back, but how hypocritical is it to use foreign money to achieve that? We need to end all donations in order to properly clean up politics - and end foreign and tax exile influence in our democracy. goodlawproject.org/orbans-pay-che…

Given that a Reform leader was jailed for receiving money from Russia, you'd think @BBCNews @itvnews @SkyNews would be interested in Matt Goodwin receiving £10,000 a month from the far-right in Hungary. But no, they aren't.

So emails now show Johnson's route to PM was planned by a team of Steve Bannon, Jeffrey Epstein, and Nigel Farage who wanted to overthrow May. Assume media will be deeply scrutinising Farage’s role in this today?