Take the North

@BeerlyFootball 7% of people who take X polls are utter morons.

Who's the face of the Browns franchise

New year, New Braxton. 😤

@Bob_Janke How’d it go?

getting lobotomized at 4pm

@AngelaBelcamino They’re generally against tips.

Why are lesbians terrible tippers?

@m_takewaka It’s been going on for decades. Try them all.

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?

@Inevitablewest Make Deutschland German Again

🚨BREAKING: German Chancellor Friedrich Merz announces 720k Syrian refugees will be REPATRIATED within next 3 years The era of Remigration is upon us. Germany is going to be SAFE again! 🇩🇪

@BrickCenter_ It’s most of his game

SGA COULDN'T BELIEVE he was finally called for a push off 😭

@MikuMiku_hmhm Respect the zero following.

おはよ。お花見〜🌸

WHAT IS CAYDEN BOOZER DOING???

@JoshReynolds24 Don’t feel too bad

Legit feel sick for Cayden Boozer… I get that nobody was in the backcourt & he was trying to end it, but my goodness… He holds onto the ball, gets fouled, goes to the free-throw line & ices the game. Instead turns it over & costs them a Final 4. Brutal.

@3YearLetterman Plus people named Tad and Biff.

Only communists and waterbed financers wanted Duke to win

@Bill_Morehouse @iam_johnw

@iam_johnw Duke over Arizona in the Natty 🏆 book it

It’s actually insane Duke gets to play Illinois in the final 4 while Arizona and Michigan have to play each other

@MIK3MCDANIEL @OldTakesExposed

if you didn’t get Duke, Illinois, Michigan, Arizona final four then you shouldn’t watch college basketball anymore that was the freest shit ever

@AdamSchefter @DanielOyefusi I interpret that to mean a trade will happen.

The modified language in Myles Garrett’s contract is unrelated to a possible trade for the NFL’s reigning Defensive Player of the Year, Browns general manager Andrew Berry said Sunday. Story via @DanielOyefusi: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@nycDSA New York should at least double taxes, if not triple them.

It has begun. Thousands are here, demanding we tax the rich in this year’s budget. Kathy Hochul, are you listening?

@usovich You got your shit together.

親米です

@GordonGekko Someone always knows something.

Someone has just opened a $17,300,000 Oil short position. Do they know something? 👀

@yoshi_matsumori There’s lots more.

海外勢にリーチしたので、banger,LMAO,dudeなどのスラングを学ぶことができました。

@KishySquishy @3YearLetterman @WallStreetMav The other one.

@3YearLetterman @WallStreetMav Kyoto is in Korea you idiot.

I prefer P.F. Chang's when I am craving Japanese fast food.