Jason

@ericisbad_ @AZCardinals A benis, if you will.

@mrddmia But…he is one.

Dear Media and Other Democrat Operatives: Fair warning: Calling Trump a “convicted felon” is defamatory. You may get sued.

@LaneyAustin @punishedmother @Hrundo1 I wanna watch his eyes leave his head

@punishedmother @Hrundo1 I don’t even need a switch tbh this is one of those cases where I want to watch the light leave their eyes

next time a man talks like this online, check to see if he’s a registered sex offender

@punishedmother Cilley, Daniel! S*x ain’t for kids!

@WordsOfTheWises @crazyclips_ Shame on you.

@crazyclips_ I see why God took away his ability to walk.

Man in wheelchair shakes painter's ladder because it is 'blocking the pavement' causing him to fall to the ground

??? *BONK*

@ChrisGeorgeBerg @Itsjustaword69 @feederofcats Stop blowing Elon.

@Itsjustaword69 @feederofcats 5 million over 3 months I have 2.5 million on my account over 3 months. My account is a fraction of her size. And I don't care about your personal grievances about Elon I am not a child I want the cat rescue to have money.

@MNTwinsZealot @Prime_Conger Oh I know

@BeasBall82 @Prime_Conger He needs to be swinging the bat at close pitches. Ted Williams, Tony Gwynn & Ty Cobb got those pitches that are just barely outside. Edouard Julien doesn’t.

Ok that one is not on Eddie

@krisalteyespy Jnco

@AmyLynnStL *bag

@AmyLynnStL What is that old bay gonna do with a cup of jizz??

What's the first thing you think of when you see this?

@MLB @SFGiants Looks like he got his hands on a few of the balls as well!

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@scannersinvain @fairyartmother 68

@fairyartmother I'm mildly color blind...I think I see a horse in the first one, but can't see anything in the second...

@Josh_oknefski 65°F

At the time you see this post; what is the current temperature at your location?

@AMichelleKing1 @jonerik51 @BBGreatMoments And she regifted flowers she got from a local TV station for opening day, to the ump’s family

@jonerik51 @BBGreatMoments What the… 😳

Absolutely horrible.

@BBGreatMoments And this barely cracks the Top 5 shittiest things that old hag ever did.

@shaylarz @daniellecolby

@daniellecolby Source?

@TheZinsmeister @dogwood @reroutethe23 Nope. It’s just what conservatives want everyone to believe

@dogwood @reroutethe23 This is accurate ☝️

@dogwood @reroutethe23 Nope. They’re substitute penises

@reroutethe23 To comply with government regulations.