Beaubonic Plague (on break)

Stoked for Essenger

Stoked been wanting to see Essenger since 2019

Id fall asleep holding your tiddy but just know I twitch in my sleep and probably squeeze it suddenly and startle you awake

Turning 30 is rediscovering your love for glizzies. You can't prove otherwise. Especially if you spent the past 15 years or so not having them.

@EssengerMusic MFW Makuta is out here trying to doommaxx, but you just mask of lightmogg him into oblivion

I saw this And created this

@Sloths4Sale_ Ive been buying the same food for my dog for 6 years. 6 years ago it was $70 for the 35lb bag, now a 30lb bag is $90 🥲

My dog is lucky I LOVE HER because $90 for her PRO PLAN DOG FOOD FOR HER SENSITIVE ASS STOMACH is ridiculous 😒

@y_2_kate Beau (not biased or anything)

Trying to narrow down a name for this baby has been the absolute hardest thing to do. Nothing sounds right

@EssengerMusic Get better before Friday I need your concert

just had the reaper wings at dave’s hot chicken and somehow it didn’t click that it was an actual carolina reaper it’s been 2 hours of nonstop excruciating pain holy fuck to be fair they made me sign a waiver lmao

I'm no gynecologist but I can take a look

I miss having a ride or die. Trying to be content with it just being me. But most days are harder than I expect.

The job market is completely fucked with AI services auto applying for people. I click on an opportunity that was posted 2 hours ago and there's already 700 applicants. No way in getting spotted

@WhiteHouse Wow look, a magat accepting government handouts

NO TAX ON TIPS! 💸

@Fortnite Imagine fumbling the bag so hard and not releasing it on 3/16 🙄

AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE… 4.16.26.

I want to start a Bilmuri Cover band, who wants to be my guitar e-practice buddy?

Now taking applications for a sugar momma to spoil me

@Dorkstrict You should go undercover and do a video

Apex coach crashes out on His client after spending $75... All because he didn't understand how to convert mouse sensitivity. I've never talked to a client like this in my 7 years and 4000+ sessions coached 💀

I just want someone that I can text constantly throughout the day again.

Not now babe, it's hog cranking time

@DREVPILE @SpotifyCares Right? Even with podcasts!

@SpotifyCares @BeaubonicP What is the point in premium if I'm specifically paying to remove adds but you are saying I could still get them. Make it make sense...

Hey @Spotify. It's me again. Why am I getting ads when listening to podcasts (not baked into the show) when I'm paying for premium?