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@frankiecooks is my favorite host.

Ngl forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

A perfect day in Canada: 6:00 wake up 6:30 have toast with butter that almost melts. 7:00 leave for work earlier for incase another semi driver slammed into something creating traffic. 8:00 swing by Tim Horton's, repeat your order 4 times. 8:30 get to work and immediately start with land acknowledgments chants. 13:00 have ketchup chips for lunch. 13:30 post on Facebook about how Donald Trump ruined Canada. Enjoy the satisfaction of getting likes from boomers and a couple bots. Great success. 15:00 spent an hour at HR after misgendering your genderfluid-4 spirited- furry co-worker who identified as a gay giraffe today. 16:00 it's pay day! Open pay stub feel relieved that over 40% of your income went to taxes knowing it pays for welfare of non-Canadians somewhere. 17:00 finish another good day at work trying to navigate the latest red tape impacting your company. 18:30 nothing much for dinner as groceries are too expensive. You order a $8 kids happy meal and pay $23 for it. Open the wrapper to see a bite taken out. It's ok, you understand. 19:30 watch CBC, feel better you were right about Donal Trump. 21:00 get comfy on the couch for a good sleep as you had to rent your bedroom out to afford rent.

@kenbroughton22 @MapleLeafs You sure ?

@MapleLeafs very embarrassing

@ApplesGinos well done fellas!

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

@SleeperNHL @NHL_Muse How long until Sleeper had a fantasy hockey platform?? Were out here in the streets suffering with *checks notes* @fleaflicker

@NHL_Muse Just haven’t loved Makar’s defensive game this year at all. I think I’d honestly take Werenski over him too right now.

SleeperNHL’s Top 10 Players Right Now 👀 Is there anything you would change?

Elimination Chamber is happening tomorrow & I’M HONESTLY TIRED OF PRETENDING LIKE LA KNIGHT ISN’T THE MOST ORGANIC STAR WWE HAS RIGHT NOW. 😤 -No corporate push like Jey Uso, No golden boy treatment like Cody, No constant main event protection like Roman.. Just a guy who got himself over purely because the crowd refused to ignore him. -Every single week he goes out there, gets the LOUDEST POP on the show, and still somehow ends up being treated like an afterthought when it comes to big opportunities. How does that even make sense? -This is a guy who survived being overlooked again and again, stayed consistent, cooked on the mic, delivered in the ring, and STILL forced his way into relevance.. That’s his charisma 🔥 -Elimination Chamber is literally built for someone tough like him. And if WWE actually listens to the fans for once, they’ll pull the trigger this time. -Because at this point, it’s not even about giving him a push. It’s more about CORRECTING A MISTAKE. Let the man win, HUNTER. DREW vs KNIGHT would cook. 🔥 MEGASTAR DESERVES IT. YEAHHHHHH 💥💥 #LAKnight #wewantlaknight #WWEChamber #smackdown

@RonoAnalyst We can agree that moving Dougie is a big part of the plan for him? Get some sort of asset for him and Nemec gets the extra minutes.

If I were a Devils fan, I definitely would not be happy with Šimon Nemec's deployment. And as a neutral fan, I would like New Jersey to trade Šimon Nemec.

@ScottSteiner Patiently waiting for my freak follow

Some of you freaks just got that Big Poppa Pump follow. Now you’re in, don’t mess it up.

@DobberHockey Integrity of journalism is toast. There's a difference between asking a hard question and being a dick. Pretty clear which one this was. I bet he got his clicks though.

“That’s a nice question thank you.” Wasn’t there a better way to ask McDavid this question? 😳🫣

@MikeHalford604 @SadClubCommish that was a masterclass in addressing the elephant in the room. Done with class, done tacticfully. Embrace the debate. Kudos fellas.

@ChandranTheMan Has to be Trick. The physical style that comes with AB just dosent work for long stretches. Trick has the mic skills and the physical talent imo

With 3 Vision members going down due to injury and 5 of the 6 Elimination Chamber participants being babyfaces, WWE is in serious need of new main event heels. Badly. Right now, GUNTHER and Drew McIntyre feel like the only full time, established heel main event players left. That’s not a lot of depth at the top. It’s time to fast track some names. Aleister Black. Trick Williams. Royce Keys. Move them up the card now and see what they do with the opportunity. Sometimes you don’t wait for the moment. You create it.

@AllRapTakes Fair enough

@BeausoleilFS Idk anyone who talks about him so can’t say over or under rated. But he sounds like a worse G Eazy mixed with Russ. Not a fan personally

If you name an artist, I’ll tell you if they’re overrated or underrated

Its nice to see the Indy God @TheMattCardona on the main roster. I hope they have a plan for him, he puts asses in seats. Let the man peacock! Hes earned it, and he can go.

“ANALOG MAN” PROD. BY @mobbdeephavoc, MARLON CRAFT, + @Sly5thAve . TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT STREAMING EVERYWHERE. VIDEO TOMORROW 12PM EST.

@riotsurvivor @ThomasDrance Makes up for the decades of inadequate play on the ice, minus a few heaters here and there. At least they lose to the sweet serenade of amazing broadcast teams.

Jim Robson --> Jim Hughson --> John Shorthouse is a legacy of broadcasters that's so good it's unfair to the rest of the league. the #canucks have been spoiled for decades. no other team is close

@Haleytsimon Hes used to watching train wrecks on the ice daily : ( #goflyers

Travis Sanheim is the only player with no reaction.