Benjamin Smith

I just want to marry you, that's all I want #jealousofstainy

Oi, we'll do it after we all get wet! #Tweetit

Yeah I'm getting into a habit for shagging in toilets at house parties #Tweetit

Where is the sex hole? #TweetIt

@jessicacrean @scutress let's not be too hasty

I'm not going to shag a virgin in a bush #TweetIt

Finally feel as though I'm starting to get the hang of escalators

Let the food coma commence

@tomgray07 @scutress understandable, I miss myself when I sleep sometimes.. wake up in such relief

Definitely haven't missed picking mushrooms out of every meal I eat

@jesstimmsxo @charmoorexx don't steal my reputation!

Got the cracker today at Stamford Bridge, Chelsea v Hull City. Pitch is looking fantastic #kammyselfie

I've had fairly decent gains #DrunkTweetIt

@tomgray07 sounds like a top drawer Christmas tree to me!

I'm like a really sexy Bob the builder #TweetIt

I reckon if I had more money I'd constantly be on drugs #TweetIt