Three crows in a trenchcoat

@CaltrainAlerts Nice! Instead of having a nice Valentine's day dinner with my girlfriend, I guess I'll go fuck myself then

711 annulled and 129 will accommodate passengers.

Yeah this app is chalked

@hustlenglokash @latkedelrey Historically this has not been the case. Whiteness is a moving target; at various points in time, Chinese Americans have considered White, and Italian and Irish Americans have been considered non-White. Jewish people have also been on both sides of this in the US

@CoraLinea222 @TheMistressB @barbiethemovie Judging by her bio, this is an endorsement of the film

Barbie…in the real world?! 🤩 #BarbieTheMovie - In Theaters Friday

@rocferd @Uber Fundamentally, they are inefficient; they're EVs with extra steps (electrolysis is extremely inefficient). They might be more fun to drive, and be relegated to sports cars and niche applications, but should not be used in general commuter cars

@Uber Hydrogen powered Internal Combustion Engines will be better than EVs. Here's to hoping Toyota succeeds with this. I'm not looking forward to a future where EVs are the only option. I'm a Stick Shift driver and will always prefer a Manual.

As the largest mobility platform, Uber is shaping a sustainable transportation future by investing in electrification and car alternatives. Uber's EV drivers globally saved over 12.5M gallons of gas. Join us and drivers everywhere in our pledge for a zero-emissions future.

@FlemishDog @IHateNYT How are you, a European, going to make another country's school shootings your entire personality? Like honestly it's too bland to be offensive. You'd have a lot better luck with 9/11 jokes

@IHateNYT yeah the reloading is why you have so many school shootings

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I'm so hopelessly monogamous that I delete Zillow off my phone after signing a lease because I feel like I'm cheating on my current apartment

Just thought about Gary Busey for the first time in 10 years. He's still alive! I'm quitting while ahead and I refuse to look any further into him these days

@DJLichDaddy It looks so cozy and tucked in

@LookAtMyMeat1 @jesawyer There has never been a more appropriate time to post this

I'm going to take Elon's advice and head out on a trip.

@EladNehorai The real winner here is the guy next to him putting up twice as much weight without making a shirtless photo op out of it

@ILFORDPhoto Shot on Harman DPP on my homemade 16x20 pinhole camera, then toned in selenium. My #themefree #ilfordphoto #fridayfavourites ; not sure if Harman paper quite qualifies as Ilford, but figured I'd give it a go!

There is no theme for this week's #ilfordphoto #fridayfavourites. Share your favourite shot's & use the # #themefree. Don't forget to let us know which film you used.

@GdoubleWB @pearlythingz Yes! My parents split up when I was 2. My dad remarried when I was 9. Having parents who both care for you but don't get along with each other has its own set of challenges, but I'm very glad they split up when they did. All three of us lived much better lives because of it

“My parents were fighting all the time so I’m glad they divorced” No. The better solution would be to stop fighting. Yes it’s possible. It’s not impossible to figure out how to get along with someone

@lee_html @hankgreen Billions of lemons

@hankgreen “fairly large pile” hank what would consitute a “very large pile”

This is a weird thing to have in your office.

@MoonWolfCrn @jesawyer

@jesawyer I agree, no more camping. Its a fake hobby invented by perverts who enjoy being cold and miserable.

all right

@musiquefann @onthebook1 @TheOnion Idk about you, but I'm not waggin' anything sober

Recovering Alcoholic Pissed He Hit Rock Bottom Before Craft Beer Boom bit.ly/3NfvsJH

@20thC3nturyb0y @KasparMairowitz @TonalWeaver @alaric @jesawyer Do what?

@KasparMairowitz @TonalWeaver @alaric @Beefnado @jesawyer You do!

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

@KasparMairowitz @jesawyer What babe?

@jesawyer He reminds me of the babe.