Pot Roast Malone

I am in Special Housing Unit (SHU). My water faucet is broken. I am not allowed bottles of water in SHU. I have nothing clean to drink. My only water comes from the shower, warm and from a brown and filthy faucet. It has given me persistent stomach problems. The water I am drinking is not clean, I am an American. Innocent until proven guilty. But I am forced to drink poisoned water. Where are my rights?

Full Disclosure: I have no problem with any of you talking about me. We all have that freedom, and I respect it. Just understand something before you open your mouth: I'm lethal with words. Those 26 letters are my weapon of choice, and I don't believe in sugarcoating a fuckin thing. I don't censor myself, I don't water shit down, and I sure as hell don't apologize because somebody got their feelings hurt. If you throw shots my way, don't act surprised when I send a whole magazine back. As for the people who've decided to drag my children into this, that hasn't gone unnoticed. If we ever cross paths, you can expect me to address it face-to-face. I'm not a web warrior or a keyboard killa. I say what I mean, and I stand on it. And if profanity, sarcasm, blunt opinions, or brutal honesty offend you, then we probably shouldn't be friends anyway. My page isn't a safe space. It's my fuckin space. I cuss. I rant. I speak my mind. I don't follow crowds, and I damn sure don't rewrite my personality to make strangers on the internet fuckin comfortable. Love me, hate me, block me, ignore me, I honestly give zero shits. But one thing you'll never have to question is whether I'm being real. I'm loud as fuck. Unfiltered. Unapologetic. And whether you agree with me or not, what you see is exactly what you get. The realest MF you are ever gonna meet. Criminal MF Network

That AIN'T no rabbit bro 💀

By the looks of things around here this morning? Lawrence Scott Garlasco has been canceled. Coffin nailed.

BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu is scheduled to appear on Fox News, where he will dictate to the American people what will happen next and why they must accept it.