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I could also just be old ?

staying in on a friday could be a move?

anyone ever do a dick dox on here?

@hoosierbadboy 🪵 sober but not making me bark at my phone

@BeerBehavior Fair but still #🪵

What the fuck am I doing wrong

i’d say that’ll do it

why the fuck do retards stand as a group and block the whole sidewalk? #fuckaroundandfindout #messwithbullgetthehorns

it takes a real man to acknowledge they smell like shit. hand up, i am a real man and smell like shit right now

@AriGoldsBurner @raydavisIIII dont forget the DHM

@raydavisIIII Take some glutathione and NAC / never get your bloodwork tested ever again and you should be fine

Weighing in the pros and cons of drinking 8-12 beers daily and it's not looking good for my poor liver

@billy53564 have u thought about sports betting to win more money?

Got a job on top of my internship this summer so I had even more money to golf and now i’ll have no time to golf

@KitFistosBurner @CarolinaCloaked thoughts on being loyal and loving to girlfriends while also being a hoeny douchebag? sex is tight? #sex #bitches #imunchbox

We need to #expand burner users being loyal and loving to their girlfriends. Being a horny douchebag isn’t cool

do people stop jerking off as you age? mid twenties and still running that shit twice sometimes three times a day #builtdifferent #wheredayounghoesat

@BeerBehavior Beeeeeerrrrrr

Birthday dinner dox #Unc

@M4money_ Magnus, if she still has vsco in her bio then she is too young. vsco back in the day used to hit like crack though.

Apologies Cam. My post was meant to be nice but I can’t control the retards in the comments #rememberavery

do people do murphs outside of memorial day weekend?

@AriGoldsBurner i would be nothing without you Ari

@BeerBehavior I’m here don’t worry

so many tweets today but 0 interactions. i may not be cut out for this burner stuff

@jamesmichaels04 threaded eyebrows as a man instantly upgrades you +1.5 on an out of 10 ranking. thought my buddy was gay when he recommended it but it works

As a man is it ok to get your eyebrows done? Hypothetically obviously

@ferdafriday_ swear i have seen this room in a porn scene. any ball knowers?

Forgot to unpack my bunny last night and my coworker saw it in my backpack today and made fun of me. Feeling sad and defeated. #bunnyreveal

@JamesHarri53952 quarter zips in the summer? so you can sweat all day and smell like an indian? yeah no return offer for you bud