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@BeerMattPizza

I don’t have a strong opinion regarding the quality of disco.

Columbus, OH Katılım Ağustos 2009
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My new grab-and-go restaurant slogan: “Pizza Buy the Slice.”
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Greg Brady@gregbradyx·
I never back into a spot. Almost never. There’s people at my gym who do exactly this & need to take 4-5 runs at it. It is MUCH easier to back out of a spot, than it is to back in. Fight about it in the mentions. One question / one follow-up only.
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I really wish the Korn Ferry tour was spelled differently.
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@tedcruz This is more embarrassing than when you retweeted MILF porn on 9/11
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Ted Cruz@tedcruz·
💔💔💔🙏🙏🙏
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@logancgreig I was there, he definitely was holding the ball with his foot fingers as the tiny man standing on the wrong sideline watched.
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Logan@logancgreig·
I drew the Saquon Barkley backwards hurdle with my hands on a piece of paper with pens and markers.
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SleeperEagles@SleeperEagles

I had @Grok animate the Saquon Barkley backwards huddle.

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Sophie Stardust@_SophieStardust·
@stevebennett801 @FFS_WhatNow 1) You're telling on yourself by the fact you don't know the difference between the show name & the character, who is called The Doctor. 2) He was so incredibly popular & beloved that he was asked to come back & play the role THREE TIMES.
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frumple@BeerMattPizza·
@Nollyarena NOTE!! THIS ENTIRE FUCKING APP IS NOT FOR KIDS
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K I N G@Nollyarena·
N0TE!! THlS THREĄD lS N0Ț F0R KlDS 👇 😭💖
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@willmenaker It’s the only reasonable thing these guys do in these fake videos
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frumple@BeerMattPizza·
@chesscom I don’t care what we call them, but they should curve slightly to the right. I’ve been told that’s natural and feels better.
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Chess.com@chesscom·
accepting new name ideas for this piece:
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The Oatmeal@Oatmeal·
Some comics 4 u
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frumple@BeerMattPizza·
@hasanthehun They are spineless gullible cabbage patch dolls with zero original thoughts.
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@ieatcassettes Cassandra deserves better than the Vancification treatment.
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frumple@BeerMattPizza·
@Noahpinion I like telling the truth, so respectfully bite my shiny metal ass.
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frumple@BeerMattPizza·
I hate to be a stickler, but it really should be prancing if they’re going to call it the Pink Pony Club.
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yuh@Vapeuh·
@abendytendy That’s how we feel about Canadians.
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frumple@BeerMattPizza·
@kipconlon Taco Bell is also unironically 10x better than chic fil-a.
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Kip Conlon@kipconlon·
Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord. Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.
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frumple@BeerMattPizza·
@esjesjesj Don’t forget he’s profoundly stupid
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@MorganLaidler A lot of us are booing with you and are utterly embarrassed by our own fellow countrymen voting for this shite.
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Morgan Laidler 🇨🇦
Morgan Laidler 🇨🇦@MorganLaidler·
Dear America, We're not booing your hockey players. We're not booing your country. We're not even booing you. We're booing your asshole of a president who keeps threatening our sovereignty for zero reason. Once he leaves us alone it'll stop. Hope that clears it up for you.
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