Jos. A. SpankBank
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This is what old school twitter was like all the time. Gold like this.
Guppi@guppisound
Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!
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Kids look like they’re being a bit loud during their father’s tv time
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner
Can you identify what wrong with this family?
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Dan Vladar’s been sniffing the crotch of his own shorts, it seems.
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@_____julesss I’ve always said he constantly looks like he’s going through a divorce
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Masters Sunday gonna kick back, relax and…what’s that? Two softball practices sandwiched between a soccer game in bumble? Sick
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@philatticus Didn’t she have a baby recently? What if it’s Vrabel’s?
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@TheMushBros Love Aberg but can’t count on him to finish. Love Xander to do it. And I think Adam Scott makes a legitimate run at it.
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Fully out on these guys for Masters
Scheffler-new Dad, poor form, favorite
McIlroy-injury concern, blew wad in ‘25
Morikawa-injured, also a dork
DeChambeau-don’t trust iron play
Interested in
Rahm, X, Fitz, Reed, Min Woo, Im
Like Aberg in pools but never outright
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“People keep asking me, ‘Why didn’t you go more Irish?’ and I say, ‘Well, I want to enjoy the dinner as well.’” 😂
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@ChrisHattal @FranzkeLA This gets my vote. I’m sure Michael Peca is a nice guy, but he can go fuck himself too. I vividly remember Barnaby smiling and having the Sabres logo on his teeth and it making me viscerally angry.
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I would need to actually sit and write a list but I think the late 90s-early 2000s Devils might be the team I’ve hated the most in my sports fandom
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The @AnaheimDucks logo on @knapptime_LTD’s gear this week will have golf clubs instead of hockey sticks.
Fantastic touch
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The Celtics and Penguins are the same teams to me, if that makes sense.
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@TheMushBros @BeerMeABeerr Definitely Charlie Morton and it's gotta be from this game: baseball-reference.com/boxes/CIN/CIN2…
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For the life of me, I cannot figure out who this Phillies pitcher is.
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