The Beer Sommelier®

Beer AID® is back in stock! Get yours before the pricing increase in a couple of weeks! thebeerexpert.com/beer-aid-1

How sad. How very, very sad. @AnchorBrewing @Beervana #endofanera beervanablog.com/beervana/2023/…

@beerbabe I've found Weatherbug to be slightly less horrible than others. But they're all fairly inaccurate. Good for a broad idea of whether you can go fishing, but not if you won't make it back to shore. 😉

@elonmusk, if you'd like to consult with THE #BeerSommelier, just let me know. I'm sure Gigabier, should you expand the brand, would benefit from real-world experience, knowledge, and insight. 🍻

@Arbys Yes, it's a tradition. But it's a German/Jewish, not Irish, tradition. I love you guys, but your marketing peeps need a minor course correction here. #StPatricksDay2023

@aubrey_huff You're batșhit crazy.

Pfizer spelled backwards is Rezifp. Rezifp is of Hebrew origin & means (‘the Burner' or 'the Ravager') ancient West Semitic god of the plague & of the underworld. The more you know!

@BeerScribe I've been considering how, when and were I so inclined, I would exit this platform. There are so many genres of possibility. But a good trolling is not only a legit choice, but a work of art when executed properly.

Feels like it's about time for last call on here so might as well make a final confession: I don't understand why any of you like Orval. It's just awful stuff.

@inagarten My wife LOVED your hat from @60Minutes. Please make me a hero, by telling me where to buy it.

We are delighted to announce that we have a new sponsor this year! @Williamsbrewery are kindly donating beers as prizes for our winning runners. Welcome aboard Kippen Trail Race!🏃‍♀️🍻🏃‍♂️

We're happy to announce the return of Modern Science, our foudre-fermented farmhouse ale brewed with aged hop plasma & re-fermented with Texas Hill Country peaches! It's our collab with New Image Brewing Company in Arvada, CO. Available today at 2pm: bit.ly/3PjGQ4O.

Bootleg Biology Backyard Yeast Wrangling Tool Kit… $29.95, Half Off + free ship eligible homebrewfinds.com/2022/08/bootle… #homebrew

Trivia: #Mead Day has been happening since 2002 ala @HomebrewAssoc homebrewersassociation.org/aha-events/mea…

Calling hive minds: seeking advice on making Beer AID® (@NoBeerGas) a widely-distributed, household brand: linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… And geez Louise, if we're not linked up there yet, please do so. Also - someone PLEASE get me more of this beer! @Rallycapbrewing TIA! 🍻

Did you hear we’re having a party this Saturday? We can think of no better way to celebrate this year’s release of our award-winning Marzen Fest Lager! Come join us for some of this great beer and enjoy some delicious pizza from Tucci’s Wood Fired Pizza! We'll be opening at 3pm!

Drink good beer, do good deeds. Charitable Suds Pint Night returns to the taproom tonight from 5-8pm featuring Envision, a non-profit helping children and adults in the area with developmental disabilities achieve their full potential. Stop by the taproom and sip for a cause!

FOUR x Chemical Resistant Heavy Duty Spray Bottles… $6.92 + Star San Tips & Tricks dlvr.it/SVtm8x #homebrew

@NPR @WWNO The pics highlighted in this piece show literal babies. The catfish noodlers often catch are massive - hundreds of pounds. I'm happy for them.

Noodling, which is when one catches catfish with their bare hands, is legal in Louisiana as of Monday. @WWNO n.pr/3bmTqlT

@webjedi THE Beer Sommelier®. No affiliation to The Cicerone Certification company. 😉🍻

of course, number 9001 is Matt (@BeerSommelier) , who's a beer sommelier... (cicerone!) - so even better joke

Woohoo! My follower count in the ISO 9001 "Quality Management" standards... which not only do my tweets now need to conform, but need to be quality tweets, sadly, this isn't one of them. #PolicyJoke #ISO #Standards Wait until 9660!

Is graphic design your passion? We're looking for a designer to join our marketing team! Working on the Rhinegeist Brewery Design team is a truly unique experience and opportunity. We’re a scrappy, highly adaptive, and quick-thinking team. More info here: rhinegeist.com/culture/career…

Sharing, because cool. "Red Meat Lover's Club Presents Battleship, Beef and Bourbon for the Ship." eventbrite.com/e/red-meat-lov… @Eventbrite