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@DefiantLs Drugs

Rachel Zegler attented the Met Gala What's with the faces?

@jeremyct What kind of $ are you speaking of ??

my dad paid $1,200 a year in property taxes in 1999 same house today $33,000 a year that’s $2,750 a month just to stay in a house you already own you never actually own anything you just rent it from the government forever

@DelusionPosting What obese basement dweller wrote that ?

@CatOnDaBeat @rawsalerts That one

@rawsalerts What cruise ship

🚨#BREAKING: A viral outbreak aboard a cruise ship has left three people dead, with five additional suspected cases are now under investigation. Officials have confirmed at least one case of Hantavirus.

@NoupebN @rawsalerts What does Trump have to do with a ship that left from Argentina ?

@rawsalerts So why does viruses come up only when Trump is president?

@DestryBrod @TuckerPoodleMA Donotclickthislinkbecauseitsavirus.com

Stop falling for DM's asking you to click on an unfamiliar link you stupid motherfuckers. They're trying to hack your account, and you won't be able to get it back. This is the last time I'm going to tell you.

@KILLTOPARTY High pressure wash Should mask the stank for at least 20 minutes

🚨🚨SMELLY INCIDENT🚨🚨

@loner21yrn2077 @omgjulissaa Sounds pretty homoerotic Calm your sassy ass down

@BeezInYa1 @omgjulissaa Fuck you

Do guys actually enjoy a finger in their ass while getting head?

@loner21yrn2077 @omgjulissaa Wtf = Wet Tickle Finger ??

@omgjulissaa Anything that involves my ass should be left alone wtf

@Teslimatttt Why the fuck would I wake up ?

Let's assume you woke up and suddenly had Viltrumite abilities, how would you use them?

What’s a movie with a famous dog? Don’t say scooby doo

@brentcutburth @imfat Show the math step by step

Assuming you make $19 an hour then you clear $923 a month but that doesn't include taxes. You might be lucky to clear $500 a month. And what about health insurance? If you are renting an apartment then your electric, water and Internet sounds too high. You should be able to shave those items maybe by half? You need to get that income up at least $5 an hour. Providing you mostly eat at home you should do fine with $24 an hour.

How do I pay: $1,600 rent $250 electricity $100 water $280 internet $140 car insurance EVERY MONTH on under $19/hr???

@CaptainCons 100% an invite if you are a straight male with no mental disorders

I sent this text to a group chat of buddies. My one buddy is saying this wasn’t an invite. Is this an invite?

@0hour1 Fixed

Who’s more likely to rob you on the way out of a gas station ?

@anymanfitness These things ? I can usually eat like 10 without stopping

How many push-ups (all the way down and up, zero cheating) do you think the average guy can do? Not gym rat. AVERAGE guy. If I had to guess, I would set the over/under at 8.5. Maybe lower.

@Vibrato444 @DONoticing Simple math You need combined income of 131,666 to afford your home 60 hours an hour = 125,800 annually So yes , a single person would need approximately $60 an hour

@BeezInYa1 @DONoticing In some areas, yes. Bought my 1st home at 19 in 1985- 2.2x OUR combined income. It was small, need work in a questionable area. My home now- valued at 2.4x OUR combined income. Its small, needed a FUCK TON of work in a better area. $60 an hour? No- simple math.

Minimum Hourly Pay to Afford Home In 1920: $0.40 per hour In 1930: $0.45 per hour In 1940: $0.62 per hour In 1950: $1.10 per hour In 1960: $2.15 per hour In 1970: $3.60 per hour In 1980: $6.75 per hour In 1990: $11.25 per hour In 2000: $16.05 per hour In 2010: $22.45 per hour In 2020: $32.70 per hour In 2025: $57.32 per hour In 2026: $59.00 per hour Inflation has destroyed the value of the dollar, making it almost impossible for Millennials and Gen Z to become homeowners.

@Vibrato444 @DONoticing 2x income to purchase a home Vs. 10x income to afford a home I’m not arguing anything Simple math

@BeezInYa1 @DONoticing You seem to be arguing that the market sucks- yeah- not great. The idea that someone has to make $60 an hour to buy a modest starter home in need of work in a slightly questionable part of town? Nope.

@Vibrato444 @DONoticing

@BeezInYa1 @DONoticing The housing markets been shit before- people who bought then are hated now because they're seen as lucky. When we get to having 5 year balloon where you pay only interest, taxes and insurance- no principle- like in the 80's we can talk. That was a truly shit market. Also:

@Vibrato444 @DONoticing Inflation didn’t start in 2020 ….. but the housing market and interest rates shit themselves No fucking way a house built in 1956 should have a current value of $316,000

@DONoticing Every moment for the last 200 years- money has never been worth less than at that moment. Inflation didn't start in 2020. Hey- I made a "your mom" joke after your Gen X funny- and you still made an attempt at intelligent response. Good on you, man. Thats rare now days.

@DanielConlin6 @BecomingCritter My bic lighter does not agree….. it’s magic

@BecomingCritter No, this is moronic. "Fire" is a simple chemical reaction, not some sort of human magic.

wait is this true