babydoll

Of course I made a small batch. Of course it was good as hell.

I swear that custard took an hour to make but it’s a winner.

Attempting to make stovetop custard without cornstarch. I’ll be stirring until next week

Any gossip about me makes me hotter, wiser, wealthier, and magnetic

Run-on sentence is huge right now. It’s new money.

“No intelligent person is interested in dominating others. His first intrest is to know himself.” — Osho

Workout routine of a shelter baddie

First in my bloodline …

my life is all about having fun and getting everything i want

To be highly successful in any field, you need to be spiritual first. There's nothing but magic at the top.

cvs button announced to the whole store that i needed deodorant

you just gotta respect Madonna unfortunately just like how you respect ur crazy ass grandma cuz they pussy the reason evb in the room

the kids don’t know about baby phat…..damn bitch im old

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

@DadBodRapPod This applies to so many of them. Yikes.

I find it odd that a rapper who claims to have been an incredibly shrewd drug dealer signed the worst recording contract of all time.

cockroach gossiping

HE GETS IT !