reaganomics lamborghini

@mattxiv You’re telling me that 70 year old lady is PREGNANT with that gays baby?

@QueenMordred360 @atriskute @HellsBitchen_ Mhm shurrrrrr

@Beigegamer @atriskute @HellsBitchen_ Just go to a state college was really easy to get my 25+ bodies and talk to those girls about the things they like in their many partners

Just penismogged my coworker at the urinal

Hi @dominos I’ve accidentally just added a charity donation of 52p to my order and it was a complete accident. How can I go about getting it back? Thanks

I'm homeless and that sucks! I'm disabled, I have heart failure and glaucoma. Pls help me survive if you can.

“hmmmm yes the employees do need a celery raise”

@QueenMordred360 @atriskute @HellsBitchen_ Top 10 things that never happened

@atriskute @HellsBitchen_ Girls I fucked in college told me “candy is way better without the wrapper” thanks for the snip pops 🙏🏽

stops me in my tracks every time and reminds me time is finite.. its beautiful

It's a dream come true that I get to announce I'm producing a Bloodborne R-Rated Animated Movie with Sony. I can't say much else about it yet but I will pour everything I have into this!

thank you Sabrina for your apology i forgive you and look forward to attending your next show with my gigantic Asian gong

Não há possibilidade alguma de eu trabalhar até os 65 anos. Eu nem sei se vou aguentar até às 17h de hoje.

Holy shit

@nyccodeinee @itsbrandyskini Me neither, the national health service here in the UK do officially advise to not eat more than 70g of red meat a day, but I’m not sure if that’s junk/outdated science

@Beigegamer @itsbrandyskini i heard some people do a red meat diet and it’s helped them lose weight and claimed it’s good for you so idk what to believe anymore

This is by far the easiest and quickest way to get lean

sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day

so proud of my weight loss🥰 250lb in 4 years!

Needing an entire miracle things have never been so bad.

Its almost like your religion doesnt give you an excuse to be a fucking bigot lol

I hope this photo is a watershed moment. Forced to carry on to the end of the race with a broken back. Collapsed & died after the finish line. RIP Gold Dancer. If you’re making money off this kind of suffering - how do you look at yourself in the mirror?

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you

chic older gay man complimented my outfit at the grocery store saying, “simple, effective, elegant. you look great.” nothing else matters.