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People's "Lukashenka-free" Republic of Belaruse Ministry of Information - пародыя міністэрства "Parrotty Gnus From the Minsk Zoo since 2015"
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@TestKitchen’s 6.5 minute soft boiled egg recipe is perfection (I’m not kidding!)
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Aging rapidly under the pressures of leadership, Boris fondly recalls his halcyon days of drinking with the lads until sunrise, staggering into Westminster Abbey to moon the vicar, grabbing some nosh & passing out on a park bench.
Wait a minute, that was last week, wasn't it?
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A visiting professor from the University of Cockney offered a dissenting opinion, stating "I thought 'e was going to discuss the eel 'e 'ad at lunch, so needless to say I was very disappointed with this nonsense about Greek locomotive mythology...."
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Unidentified English oaf obtains PhD in Ancient Greek after reciting key Homeric epic poem "Θωμάς ο Μηχανισμός Δεξαμενών" to assembled faculty and Justin Trudeau.
Christopher Kratovil@chris_kratovil
It’s not every day that one gets to listen to a former British Prime Minister recite from memory the opening passages of The Iliad in Ancient Greek, with no notes, in response to a random question from an undergraduate—and all while wearing what appear to be Thomas The Tank Engine socks. But today was one such day. My thanks to my good friend Brad LaMorgese for the opportunity to see the colorful and comic Boris Johnson speak tonight at the University of Dallas.
And they wonder why I put together a punk band
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K.C. & The Sunshine Band (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty - 1976
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BELARUSIAN CHILDREN'S RHYME
Stupid goose cannot fly
But he tries and tries
Children watch him flailing
And laugh until they cry
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1943 MLB HISTORY
Barbed wire outfield fence with MG42 atop each foul pole often hindered Stalag Luft III Pirates star CF Virgil "Cooler King" Hilts from venturing onto the warning track.
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Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un declines Presidency of Iran, citing domestic responsibilities.
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The music video for “Anarchy in the U.K.” by the Sex Pistols. Their first single, their only release with EMI, and one of the songs that helped turn punk into a full-blown cultural shockwave. Chaos, attitude, and controversy right out of the gate.
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"Look Fred...you know, that was my Dad's name too. Not Mertz like that old guy from the Lucy Show, like you. But that's fine. Lots of you had to pick American names to get by in Argentina, Brazil, Paraguay. But why Mertz? Why not Klink, Schultz or Burkhalter? Some guys did."
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"Look Georgina, Mussolini was, and I don't care what people say, pretty on the ball. Deuce? Doo-chy? Whatever you guys used to call him. Italy could be a great ally, maybe running the commissaries. In the front lines? No. You can't surrender to the French and be taken seriously."
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Go on, throw in a gratuitous reference to Hiroshima and the Rape of Nanjing while you're about it
The Bulwark@BulwarkOnline
Trump to Japanese reporter: “Who knows better about surprise than Japan. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”
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"But you guys fought hard, not like the Italians. I love Italy, but they haven't won a war since Rome. You guys had those crazy kamarazi pilots, right? Imagine. Hit a ship, blown to pieces, meet Allah, or Buddha, whoever. You probably have a guy circling overhead now, right?"
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"And we had twelve more of those devices. FDR, he didn't know what to do. He asked my dad, through an interpreter, FDR didn't speak well. Poor guy, was a vegetable, but popular, gotta give him that. He said Fred, do we bomb 'em again? Dad said yes, as many times as we need to."
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"...and of course the first two bombs...the ones that obliterated Hirosaki and Nagashima...they were named after me, OK. Nobody, nobody knows that, eh? Fast Man and Military Boy, something like that. But anyway, we could have hit Tokyo too, right? Flattened it."
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