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@RealMarkDziak this is a raaaaaaant. the rewe beste wahl is almost ok. and there is another bougie brand too.

@tessaapproves I was taught to switch hands, but i can believe that its different in other parts of the country. I think i switch hands bc i was taught to put one hand in my lap (to avoid elbows on the table) and because eating one handed is more "elegant?

@40PercentGerman in my LK you need to do the f2f, ugh i have to talk to someone

Germany's Wonky Digitalisation: Locally, they now have an online application for citizenship - YAY! BUT they've removed initial face 2 face meetings, and can't evaluate your need for a B1 certificate. Even if you have native level German, you'll still have to sit the B1 test.

@tessaapproves medieval cities are too small for cars

My friends, I'm very little on TwitterX these days because my ADHD just can't handle the distraction. I miss you all.

@canva your status page says that everything is fine on your end, but canva has been running like garbage for the past 4 days - today especially. My connection is fine, ive upgraded chrome, deleted my cookies, but canva - and ONLY Canva - refuses to work. Really problematic.

I told a handwerker how we need to do the tiles, and why, and he turned around and told my husband to do it the “normal” way, which will look like crap in the end. My favorite thing. 😤

I do not like coming back to the app formerly known as twitter to "10 notifications" and none are actually notifications. I have a timeline. I wasn't scrolling it. It's OK if I missed some things.

@dillspitzen why. Why do they. wtf.

I am consistently amazed at how bad Spedition can be. On Wednesday, we got a call that the driver with our tiles "Couldn't find our house" Turns out they were in a completely different village. One that doesn't even have a street with a similar name to ours.

This is not the first time we've dealt with incompetent drivers. I wonder if these are the same guys who got lost in our village in feb.

@gingerarab I am interested! What do you need?

@40PercentGerman I'm actually ok with this one. But apparently I can't say "Feiern" without it being 🙃 for the native speaker.

That horrible moment when I'm speaking German and I suddenly realise I'm going to have to say "Eichhörnchen".

@jenrazzle Gaahahhhhhhhhhh

@Bellatrixed They said they've only been open two weeks and they're still in their "soft open" phase, so I would get there before it gets busy!

A new American style Chinese restaurant opened up in Mitte! If you’re missing General Tsao’s I highly recommend checking out Babba Chu! 🤤

My husband just told me not to abuse the shop vac by vacuuming out the shed. It’s a shopvac. This is what it lives for.

What is the point in spending 600 € + all your free time for a month doing Schönheits Reparaturen to get €750 in Kaution back… next summer.

@germany_iam Yea but did you move things over 2m long via bus

@FidelZastro Sir, this picture is most certainly not of Wolfsburg, a town which is best known for being the home of VW, an absolute unit of a factory that was built by slave labor in the Second World War… if that’s what you meant by „rich cultural history „?

The city of Wolfsburg, Germany. With it's rich cultural heritage it is one of the most underrated touristic destinations in central Europe.

@Lynn_Nothegger Nope, but no one in my husband’s family has the salad bowl either.