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This is very true.
I once date a girl and the sex was good at first until she decided to reduce it to one round per session and it's not like we see often o. I told her it won't work and we went our separate ways.
She called about two or three months later that she was attending a party in my area and she may likely crash at my place, I said no wahala, thinking I was at least going to get some.
I went to pick her later that night only for her to tell me her cousin will also be tagging along, cos her boyfriend failed to show. In my head, I was already sensing quagmire but I thought when we get to the bridge we will cross it or las las I go swim across.
We got home and the two of them went straight to lie on the bed while me I plaster for rug waiting for her to join me. After about 30 minutes, no show and sleep no gree come, next thing I saw, my girl don turn Cuppy, DJing intensely. If it's just the DJing, e for no pain me, but this girl will turn and still fuck my bed thoroughly...I com dey pity the bed sef.
The DJing and Fucking went on like three consecutive times, and I was just there on the rug doing Oh God! I didn't know how to approach the situation at the time cos of her cousin but there's no way the cousin will not be aware of what was happening beside her except she was completely wasted. The same girl that reduced our bedmeeting to just once had already done 3 rounds in the space of like 30 minutes.
I couldn't take it anymore, so I stood up, and went to the toilet, just for her to know I was still awake. I came back and even muttered some words but still the girl no budge. After a while, she resumed her DJ work and mercilessly humping my bed. At the end of the night, it was 5-0 in favor of my bed; that was the longest night of my life.
In the morning, when the cousin said she was leaving; if you see the B speed I used to drop her at Setraco gate, she said she was going to Bwari. I was racing back home like Hamilton, thinking I was finally going to offload all the blue balls I carried through the night. Alas, this girl don already dress up when I entered. I told her, madam you are not done o, and she flared up, saying, "must we have sex everytime" that it's not food. Coming from someone who just violated my bed.
What I'm trying to say in all of these is that, ladies masturbate more often than you think and even more than they would want to admit. I have had girls tell me they were not in the mood only to wake up in the middle of the night and catch them DJing. So do not let any sexually active girl tell you she wants to do no sex till marriage relationship with you, cos you may not be getting it, but trust me, even if no one else is doing her, she's definitely doing herself.
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