Ned Pelcan

@ttvatreuz Truest words ever!

If u don't wanna get up and dance when Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz comes on, then u should get checked, as u r probably dead, but nobody's signed the papers yet

@ojessie__ Sadly, no. But "no more broken hearts " is how I feel

🤔

@pamiluvsu I had to look it up! It sounds like something i would try once, but only if the car was parked safely in my driveway, and now I can't think of anything clever to add 😉

hands up if you know what hamstering is???

@angelinooor Aww, how sweet 🫠

favourite sex poition is the one where they're down to check on ur feelings

@lyssasphere I don't know if it's evolution, or just the way an individual is brought up

Would evolution have it so that some people were more adept at manipulation than others?

@Wyd_eshuu Probably by Tuesday. You'll be afresh

After how many years without sex do you become a virgin again.?????

@BabeBellaLynn Love this version of the song! Does anybody know what it's called?

@Thebiglade Already having a woman! That's what I read in some article once

What’s the fastest route to a woman’s heart??

@ohhanxiety She looks confident

Sydney Sweeney without makeup, thoughts

@realemmawu What a nice thing to say!

Dear white men, if nobody’s told you today… us Asian women love you 🤍

@sillypuppygjrl You're allowed to not like it. Otoh, I've heard girls say they like winter cos they can wear nice clothes

i HATE winter

@ojessie__ EXERCISE!

without saying drugs... what is the cure for depression?

@jaderottd Being a paid chatter has got to be a weird job

How fast would you reply to my DM? ⏳ ◯ Instantly ◯ Eventually

@ojessie__ There must be some type of life on other planets; maybe they haven't done space travel, or they're coming but it's taking them thousands of years to get here

If aliens really exist, why do you think they haven't visited Earth yet? 🤔

@ojessie__ You kind of named him already: Desperado

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@ojessie__ Good!

First thing that comes to mind when you see this? 🤔

@dianakpp I've read that's a complaint women in retail have. They're told to be friendly with customers, then men think they're flirting with them

Do men really know the difference between a woman being nice and a woman flirting?

@EmilyPiperxx I assume you're talking about pizza, right Emily?

What happened to all the guys who eat it right after pulling it out?

@aziaxdnae I haven't actually tried that yet, but it sounds pretty good!

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza... fight me