Ben Jordan

Put £15k on Celtic to get a penalty this game; just won 15p yaaaaasss

A terrorist randomly stabbing people in London but people are more concerned that the police are booting him in the head to get the knife off him 😭 fucking divs everywhere

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Liverpool have made contact with Bayern over Michael Olise and have offered £90M + Cody Gakpo. Bayern Munich have said they will only take the £90M.

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card. Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.

25/26 Premier League run-in

All together now … Hahahahahahahaha Enjoy your summers boys 👋🏻 Sheep shagging bastards

On behalf of football fans up and down the country, thank you Man City.

@DanJamesRacing Cash out fact to file ain’t winning

Would you cash or let it run lads? #CheltenhamFestival

British fighter jets flying over Cyprus, by far the most outstanding camera work I have ever seen. If carlsberg made cameraman he would probably be the best cameraman in the world

Winston Churchill " we will fight them on the beaches" Keir starmer "we welcome them on the beaches"

So let me get this straight..?! The Prime Minister admits in Parliament, that there’s been 20 Iranian regime backed terror plots on OUR streets… But the Prime Minister believes that we would be violating International Law by striking Iran. PISS OFF YOU WEAK, SPINELESS, MORON

Hi @realDonaldTrump when you are finished freeing Iran from the Islamic dictatorship, can you pop over to the UK and remove ours too. Thanks, -The entire UK.

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏dutchbarn.com

If you don’t like ICE then you can’t call 911 when you’re in trouble If you don’t respect law enforcement agents then you shouldn’t depend on them When Billie Eyelash gets her home broken into it’s not gonna be f-ck ICE I can promise you that

🚨 LMFAO 😂 A reporter just rolled up to Billie Eilish’s LA mansion, the one SHE says is built on “stolen land” and it’s pure gold! Massive gates, security cameras, tall fences, thick hedges, all keeping people OUT. Reporter: “I thought Billie didn’t believe in borders… but according to the driveway, Billie DOES believe in borders!” “Let us in, Billie! This is stolen land, we think we should be given access to your quite lovely mansion.” Lights are on, someone’s home, but the “open borders” queen has Fort Knox-level security. Hypocrisy level: MAXIMUM!

They're still not listening 😂

Hollywood all gathered at The Grammy's to cry about ICE arresting pedophiles, while they sit in a room full of pedophiles celebrating each other.... Make it make sense.

Still one of the best videos of all time 😂

🗣️ "Have a look at yourselves" A furious post-match reaction from Ian Holloway on Ollie Clarke's ban being announced on the eve of today's win over Barrow. Hear his full reaction on @BBCSounds 🎧 👉 bbc.in/49S6xan #STFC #BBCFootball #BBCEFL

OH MY WORD🤯🤯🤯 The best Free Kick routine you will ever see🤩🤩🤩