Ben

Worst rebrand of all time?

@redsoxstats Is that good?

What a roster. The last 10 games at Fenway:

@ChrisCotillo Our long national nightmare is over

Mickey Gasper's first hit as a member of the Red Sox is a double off the Monster.

@hoopsonthetv Rand Paulsoaresjr

PeteHegSethBling

@Jared_Carrabis The Boston Rain Sox

Five shut in the return of Sonny, RBI double for Home Run Durby, hell of a job by the bullpen, pretty uneventful game if we’re being honest, the Red Sox have swept the Tigers! #GoldBottles

Yoshida went 0-4 like once two weeks ago and then they forgot he existed again

Alex Cora just texted: ‘I’m happy’

Don't cover the Red Sox (obviously) but can say this with 100 % certainty when it comes to the industry: Alex Cora is, overwhelmingly, considered far better at his job than Craig Breslow is at his. And it's not remotely close.

@redsoxstats The Red Sox to Yoshida after giving him 90 million dollars

Yoshida: 32 plate appearances, 16 times on base

@Section10Pod Real mixed bag tonight

10 ER for Garrett Crochet can’t be legal. We will call the MLB Rules Department about this.

@jayhaykid Mitchy 2 bags

Taylor Ward is the 8th player in the Wild Card Era to record 9+ doubles through the first 12 games of a season. Taylor Ward (2026) Bo Bichette (2019) David Peralta (2019) Mitch Moreland (2017) Nick Markakis (2016) Troy Glaus (1999) Albert Belle (1995) Ray Lankford (1995)

@NDiamondMedia Time to break out the city connects

The Red Sox fall to 2–7 on the season and continue to play miserable baseball. Here is the updated Red Sox uniform tracker:

Off a lefty? I was told this was impossible

@NDiamondMedia There are Kyle Barracloughs everywhere for those with the eyes to see

After Johan Oviedo threw 72 pitches yesterday and saved the bullpen for today, here is the fourth Red Sox Bullpen Availability Tracker of the season:

Pathetic Sox

Is that Ron Swanson

You’re in her DMs. I’m in my apartment eurostepping my cat. She can’t guard me

@RedSox Are you sure you didn’t mean the white sox

The #RedSox today signed INF Isiah Kiner-Falefa to a one-year contract for the 2026 season. He will wear number 2. To make room on the 40-man roster, Boston placed RHP Tanner Houck on the 60-Day Injured List.

Drinking that shit that made bud weiser

Going to the dentist to avoid buying a new toothbrush