'Joke' from 2-yr-old Sophie: "Why did the fireman cross the road with a lion? Because he had a pig! Because he had a diamond!" Hmmmmm.....
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Ben Elliss
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Ben Elliss
@BenElliss
Tech leader with Amazon. Currently AWS, previously Retail/Intl Systems & IMDb. UKC English Lit + Comp Sci grad, cyclist, Tove Jansson collector, Earley man.
Berkshire, UK Katılım Haziran 2009
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LAST CHANCE to donate to my wife Katy and her school colleagues, running the Reading Half Marathon today for Guide Dogs UK! 🦮🦮🦮justgiving.com/page/st-joseph…
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I'm fundraising for Young Minds Trust, and my big bike ride begins in two days! Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/fundraising/Be…
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Will (6) to Katy today: "When you sell something on eBay, who gets the money? You, or the people who run eBay?". Will asks good questions :)
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Sophie (4): "We need to leave mince pies out for him! And milk! And cherries! And Solomon Grundy! GRUNDIES!". Uh... OK! :-|
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My 6-yr-old has wedged an enormous tree branch into a baby swing at the park, and I now can't get it out. #parenthood
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This evening's crisis: Sophie hid William's Lego Rock Monster in his mashed potato, and Katy microwaved it by mistake. Cue recriminations.
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