Ben Forstag

Welp… this is what has finally convinced me to dump Twitter. Bye, ya’ll.

@mkurfis That other place being the “azure atmosphere?” What’s it like over there?

Do people actually believe “The Killer” is a *good* movie?

I explained the meaning of this diagram to my 7 year old. His only response: “Brutal.”

I guess everyone has to learn this lesson on their own… @FlyFrontier is never, ever worth it—no matter how much you think you’re going to “save.”

Do I have to pay extra to get basic customer support?

@FlyFrontier sitting in PDX for flight 2174 and your gate folks are evidently too busy to even give us a tentative update. What the deal?

Say that you remember… m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069d…

@ScrapeStorm Does your tool still allow you to automatically export data to wordpress? This feature seems to have disappeared in the newest version.

How has Michael Richards never played Richard Nixon?!?

Occam’s razor on Elon’s proposed Twitter/X “fix”: Ad impressions are going to skyrocket when users can’t simply block shitty promotional accounts and their endless stream of cheap, poorly targeted products.

@PicturesFoIder Europe and Asia are two separate continents.

Spending the morning in Gresham, where @grainger is breaking ground on a new 575,000 sq. ft. distribution center.

@alifarhat79 are they giving away gas-powered cars for free now?

If you buy a $50k electric vehicle to save $80 a month on gas you’ll need 52 years to break even.

This lady is everything.

@george__mack You’re taking a graphic from the Economist and then claiming that “the media” ignores this issue…

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I went to Costco today and absolutely no one in the store looked happy, which is totally bonkers for a place with so much mayonnaise.

Genuinely curious… is there a reason @multco voluntarily raises the Hawthorn Bridge in the middle of rush hour?

I’m related news: you’re never too young to learn the cardinal rules: 1️⃣ winner always goes on 2️⃣ you gotta know the exact right time to drop the lightning 3️⃣ trash talking is always allowed

My two oldest boys and I started summer break off the right way: an epic Mario Cart tournament.