Ben Cooper

@cbrookmyre thank you for 30 years of entertainment, here's to many more to come

@frankturner this arrived today (my slip matt showing through) and hasn't been off the deck since

@CoveredGeekly You can't stop the signal

First promo for the animated 'Firefly' series just dropped They need fans to like their post on IG "to convince folks that this is something people want." (via IG | instagram.com/p/DV6Js56jT3F/)

@DisneyPlus you guys have an opportunity coming up... don't miss it. You can't stop the signal

@trussliz If I was a finalist in a Grab a Book competition, and all I had to do to win a million pounds was Grab Your Book - I would still hesitate before grabbing your book. If I was stuck on a toilet with no loo roll I would still hesitate to grab your book.

Grab my book “Ten Years to Save the West” here: f.mtr.cool/atdxedbgid

@NotTheMessiah33 @fesshole Codeine is a terrible drug which causes many side effects (nausea, constipation) and is a potential dependency risk. In overdose it causes central nervous system depression and respiratory issues.

@fesshole Codeine is a really safe non toxic drug. It has a bad rep because people have been brainwashed into prejudice against all opiates. The paracetamol is the worst thing about it and the fact they taint this drug with it is insidious

I'm secretly addicted to Solpadeine. Took it every day for 15 years. Just gone 365 days without and feel good about it. Want to tell people but too embarrassed. Still crave a pint of water with four fizzing in it.

@DaveGorman if you are looking for Found Poem fodder, they've re-cast Dalziel and Pascoe with female leads, if facebook is anything to go by it could be a classic of the genre

@AgathaChocolats Arctic hedgehog bigger than previously thought

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

@donwinslow absolutely loved The Final Score, so glad to have more of your writing in the world. And given that we have The Dawn Patrol, The Gentleman's Hour and now The Lunch Break can I formally request the full length novel of The Sundowner as soon as humanly possible!

@itsalexkay You're going to catch a cold

You have 3 seconds to talk to me. What would you say?

@trussliz Including your failed economic policy you hypocritical moron

The causes of Britain's stagnation and debt since the turn of the millennium are: - massive increase in tax, regulation and spending - failed monetary policy - failed energy policy - mass migration Both major parties are complicit in this. The left's attempts to blame anything else are a disingenuous distraction technique. Don't even engage with it.

@LibertyValkyrie That number was due to the encouragement to use postal voting due to COVID, so people who might not have gone out on the day could do so at their leisure...that and the lack of a palatable alternative obviously!

This will NEVER make sense to me. Ever.

@BenObeseJecty After 14 yrs of Tories using loopholes & work arounds for personal gain there has been an awful lot of noise at one of the new lot found doing the same. Esp given that Raymor actually seemed to care about people & the country. I hope she gets a huge advance on her inevitable book

Last month Angela Rayner resigned in disgrace after breaking the Ministerial Code. Her reward? Pocketing a £16,878 severance payment before a rule change came into effect this week that would prevent it. A rule change she campaigned for. The public are being taken for fools.

@megynkelly Proving that you can't buy class

Loving the changes Trump’s made to the White House.

@Nigel_Farage I would agree that there is no point you being there, or indeed anywhere else where consequential decisions are being made

Yet another session of PMQs where I get mentioned but can't respond. There is not much point me even being there.

@RichardAyoade Are they all like him on his home planet or is he unique there as well?

I’m about to interview Bob Mortimer. Does anyone have anything they’d like to ask him?

@Nigel_Farage Won't someone please think of the swans

The National Trust has put vegan tampons in men’s toilets. God help us.

@Nigel_Farage Oh take a day off you simpering parasite

Trump has proved once again that he is an instinctive peacemaker, not a warmonger like many of his predecessors. express.co.uk/news/world/211…

@piersmorgan One: he didn't say that, he said MAGA were struggling to distance themselves. Two: context, this isn't an isolated incident, this is part of a trend of censorship and shutting down those who criticise the administration.

Jimmy Kimmel lied about Charlie Kirk’s assassin being MAGA, this caused understandable outrage all over America, prompted TV station owners to say they wouldn’t air him, and he’s now been suspended by his employers. Why is he being heralded as some kind of free speech martyr?