Ben Parris

@wattthebutcher You got feet like Shrek 😁

That was a bit hot 🥵😉

@n1cck @GiveBloodNHS I'm one ahead of you buddy #18 😁🤘

Any P&O chefs looking for work I can get you started tomorrow at my Kent based pub 40 minutes from Dover. You’ll be treated as a person not just a number when working with me.

Seems pointless to have supported us #Hospitality this long - to now allow so many to fall at the last hurdle come on @RishiSunak

@bishalc004 @_DerBeichtvader @LewisHamilton @takiinoue is the best 👌

@_DerBeichtvader @LewisHamilton Who's the best?

@NeilHodgson100 would love to see @AndreaDovizioso at Yamaha next season 👊✊👊✊👊✊ any thoughts?

@piersmorgan My families experiences He must resign Millions others like it 👇🏻

@Sazfanning @harrismonkey The correct answer

@harrismonkey No ..... I’m allergic to chocolate but this ones heaven because I can eat it .....

The Mint Magnum is the best Magnum - right? I mean we can at least all agree on that!

One week until our first race weekend... Sum up how excited you are with a GIF 🙌 #QatarGP 🇶🇦

This is brilliant RIP a legend

@4golfonline Bubba is the answer

Which golfer has more “artistry” Phil or Bryson?

***Starting now... the Life Stories interview everyone’s talking about... tune into ITV.

@Hermesparcels any way of speaking to someone about a parcel that is marked as delayed on 25th Jan??? Not getting anywhere, its a joke!

@nextofficial 2nd attempt at a paint sample delivery and this one is also broken. Your packers need some training as there is no protection in a plastic bag.

@ODEONCinemas 12 years a slave 😪

Which film made you cry the most in the cinema? 😢 🍿

The rumours are true, we're giving away free beer! We're giving everyone in the UK a free 4 pack of our amazing new beer, Lost Lager Find yours 👉 bit.ly/39awKjS Lost is the world's only carbon negative lager - we'll plant a tree in our forest for every 4 pack claimed

@PrideandPinion When are you going Kermit with your hair?

Fml..

If only the Govt had thrown a protective ring around care homes with the same gusto they do around Priti Patel