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@DreamingPiggy @tapthaker Have you used this flag before? I couldn’t find any documentation about how to build a macro it understands, and the only user I found was apples own tests for the swift compiler

@tapthaker Actually you can always use Macros as dylib (linked by compiler) but not a executable...But seems many developers don't even knwo there is such an option

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Looks like @BenPious was right with combine going away eventually and probably being replaced with async/await

WHERE DOES THE CORD GO

stop trying to make webex a thing. It will never be a thing.

My WWDC prediction: apple will announce a core data replacement which leverages the new macro system to rewrite predicates as SQL queries, and the type wrapper annotation to duplicate existing core data behaviors.

@alanzeino tell me you’re a staff engineer without telling me you’re a staff engineer 🙃

my job is no longer to write code, it is only to 'log in' the only thing I do now is authenticate my credentials, dozens of times a day, it is the sole purpose they have decided for me every 20 hours just log in always logging in

@alanzeino I’m kinda curious what would happen if you gave it to chatgpt

@NeoNacho The IRS and California franchise tax board have extended the deadline till October 16th 2023 to give you time to use slurp juice on your apes, which i am told helps in some way

how do you pay your taxes with apes

@NeoNacho years of research yet not a single use for transferring items between games found

TFW you pivot from crypto to “AI” so quickly that you can’t change the sales pitch

it really says something about games workshop pricing when a seven inch tall licensed space marine action figure is actually cheaper than many of their one inch tall space marine miniatures

casual.

@NeoNacho if this is canon then where is the footage of Jony Ive rocking back and forth to simulate the ship taking phaser fire

Jony Ive is canonically on a Ferengi ship

Rewatching some early TNG episodes and in The Battle they didn’t bother to create the bridge of the Ferengi ship so they’re just shown in an empty white room.

@NeoNacho do i need to have seen the first cat turd to understand cat turd 2?

@BenPious They just put this in there to make the source dump seem like it could be the real algorithm, but since there is no mention of catturd2, it can’t be

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code review: “should it be “author_is_elon” or “author_is_elon_musk”?

@NeoNacho @alanzeino my takeaway is that apple should painstakingly reproduce the old Moscone center in VR and hold WWDC 2024 there

@alanzeino @BenPious There’s always a new Moscone somewhere

I guess it’s time to admit the old WWDC format is gone for good?

so swift on iOS 15 apparently crashes if you use an existential with a primary associated type. Currently trying to understand why `let x: any Protocol<Y> ` is bad, but `x as? any Protocol<Y>` is seemingly fine