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@NizaamCarr8 another great performance today my brother. Are you allowed to keep your match shirts?? If so can you sign it and send it my way! #gladtohaveyouback

@WaspsRugby Squeaky bum time!

79' Wasps look to play out the clock, but Nathan Hughes is judged to have gone into touch too early...

@FulhamFC Next time we go 2 up. Just park the bus!

90' There will be five minutes of added time. #BHAFUL [2-2]

@drakey_hall It just don't like you bruv!

Why has my Netflix not got #power on yet??

@jameshaskell @WaspsRugby @SaintsRugby Well you're not! There is the small matter of the semi final at the weekend!

After months of dodging questions, I can finally announce that I am now a Northampton Saint! @SaintsRugby Its sad to be saying goodbye to @waspsrugby after 12 years. However all good things must come to an end. The job is not done yet.

@Lizzie_Deehan I doubt you'll hear anything

@Lizzie_Deehan What time of day and how fast were ya going? I was shitting myself as was doing over 100 but never heard anything

@Lizzie_Deehan What sort of road was it? I got flashed on a motorway at 3am didn't hear anything

@Rhys_Priestland nice meeting you this morning mate. We share a love of bulldogs. Good luck against Toulon!

If @NizaamCarr8 doesn't come back to wasps for next season then we have let a quality player go. He is obviously loving his time here!

Great start! twitter.com/WaspsRugby/sta…

@milllllsy You know she is his auntie right?

@KimFaultless @WaspsRugby @FalconsRugby @ChristianWade3 @premrugby @_JoshBassett I want to be just like @_JoshBassett @joshbasset and I'm 30!

@WaspsRugby ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

I fell for Gaby's dummy from my sofa @WaspsRugby 🏉

@OpenreachGB twice your engineers have failed to attend an appointment without any communication! Joke of a company!

@SkyHelpTeam Is that where the engineer who should of been with me 75 mins ago is?

@SkyHelpTeam not even a phone call to let us know what's going on. Absolute disgrace!

@SkyHelpTeam Your engineer is now 55 minutes late for an appointment. I now have to council appointments I have this afternoon costing me £

@SkyHelpTeam where is he?