Peyronie (parody account)

@catturd2 why do any of that?

How to ruin ribs 101.

@TheAKGuy @GarySinise Leutenant Dan!!!

What an incredible human. The country needs more veteran advocates like the legendary @GarySinise.

@NBCNews Maybe try a more accurate headline of "gained fame for defending himself against rampaging thugs intent on murdering him during a mostly peaceful yet extremely firey gathering"

Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/g…

@AOC It's called taxation and it's waaaaaay higher $$$ than that you dolt.

The single largest form of theft in America is wage theft. $50 billion a year are stolen from American workers. If a billionaire amasses their wealth by underpaying their full-time workers so severely that they must rely on food assistance and government programs to survive, then no, that wealth was not earned by one individual - it was a wealth transfer subsidized by underpaid American workers and the public who get stuck with the bill for large corporations free-riding off our systems. The point is less about individual morality. It’s more about how our current economic reality of shattering inequality rewards screwing over workers and exploiting essential systems at scale. We’re talking monopoly power. Rent-seeking. Wage theft. Profiteering. Stock buybacks. Destabilizing housing markets. Companies using SNAP/EBT to underwrite their wages. Massive government subsidies or contracts to corporations following lobbying and dark money in politics with little to no oversight or accountability. Some people get enraged that I draw attention to this. That’s on them. Let them call me shrill, dumb, inexperienced, girly, uneducated - these folks will say anything to distract from or undercut the truth that working people are getting screwed, and giving people a fair shake means we must have a grown conversation about reigning in abuse of power.

@Fat_Electrician @LadyGravemaster Not the P320, that goes in the backpack

I like “tacticool” looking backpacks. Every manufacturer of said product: “AND HERES 7 SECRET POCKETS FOR YOUR GUN!” I don’t want a secret pocket for my gun. I just want a fucking backpack. My gun is gunna stay in my waist band pointed at my dick like a normal person.

@jasonwhitlock At least they plan on starting to make food for a change

Good googly moogly.

@DonutOperator Not Japanese, but you could make a Japanese Crime is Even More Fun video!

Hey Japanese bros I’m in Tokyo what should I do?

@BreitbartNews Family film or communist manifesto

Transvestite actor Laverne Cox, who stars in the new movie adaptation of "Animal Farm," warns that banning men from women's sports will lead to "violence" and "genocide" against "trans people" at the family film's premiere "At the heart of every genocide is dehumanization. That is the beginning. When we begin -- and I know we're talking about animals here -- but when we stop seeing our fellow citizens as human, then we can commit violence against them with impunity, take away their rights. I think what we've seen over the past six years with trans people is a really good example of that. It's clear that it's never been about sports. It's never about protecting women or children. If they wanted to protect women and children, they would indict the people in the Epstein files. We know who they are, but they're not doing that. So that was all a pretext to scapegoat trans people, to dehumanize us and put us in an excluded category so that they can take away our rights. Legislate us out of existence, we're seeing that happen.”

@greta there's a squirt gun integrated into the iron...duhhhhh

Of course we did that

@TheDemocrats Fake news

BREAKING: Republicans caved to Democrats, finally passing a bill to end the DHS shutdown without additional funding for ICE. Democrats have been clear since the start: No blank check for ICE. This bill now heads to Trump's desk.

@thatstarwarsgrl He can get a free ticket home and a couple grand if he wants. There's an app for that!

Bye Felicia!👋

Welcome home integrity! #artemis2

@I_am_Superbro @RealAlexJones Too bad we'll likely have to suffer those tough times with a bunch of libtards again to get yet another great man elected that will again go unappreciated. Lather, rinse, repeat.

@RealAlexJones A house divided against itself cannot stand. And watching Trump burn his house down is beautiful! This is perfect Dems! While that dumb muthaf'cker with his MAGA dorks and dipsh'ts ripping each other apart, we're focused on the special elections and the midterms. Love this 🌊🌊

I have made it very clear that I no longer support Trump and I’m very thankful to him for making it clear that I have nothing to do with him. The new Trump is a rotting husk of the old Trump. I hope 47 enjoys Mark Levine being his spirit animal..

@thatstarwarsgrl Sassy

Went to the shelter to adopt a new kitty! What do you think of this one?

This looks awful🤦‍♀️

@thatstarwarsgrl My thoughts exactly

So he had 20 years to apply for citizenship and didn’t for some reason and now he & his Karen wife are upset they didn’t follow the law?

@thatstarwarsgrl She?

wtf did she do to her face?!?!

@JosephFordCotto I say go for it!

Elissa Slotkin is one ugly woman. Just sayin’.

@RealAlexJones @InfoWars_tv These two have lost the plot

Breaking Exclusive: MTG Tells Alex Jones It’s Time To “Burn The Republican Party To The Ground” Because The Majority Are Foreign Agents Working For Israel The Former Congresswomen First Raised The Alarm About Trumps Deteriorating Mental Condition 6 Months Ago, Today Responded To Trumps Super Villain Threat To Destroy Everyone In Iran If They Did Not Submit To Israel’s Demands Of Total Surrender. MTG Went On To Fire The Bat Signal By Warning That The Israeli Warhawks Only Move, Is To Stage A False Flag Terror Attack On America To Legitimize A Nuclear Strike By Israel On Iran That Mark Levin Has Been Publicly Calling For. If You Watch Or Share One Video Report This Year, This Is It!!

@atensnut My Precious...

🤣🤣 Are those real??