Mental Gymnastics Awards

@JoeySalads Sure, I’ll let Charlie explain.

@BenFRubinstein @GenXGirl1994 hate to burst everyone’s bubble but this could mean that he’s just hiding his real location, not dead.

“Virtual Q&A” is a fancy way of saying no journalist was actually in the room with him. Holy shit

@_Novaspeaks_ @truthstreamnews @BillyM2k I’ve heard a few people say we can’t trust Massie either, but never a reason why? It seems like it comes from the “every single person is fake” group, which is kinda lazy & could be a nihilistic psyop of its own. if he’s fake, prove it.

@BenTenTimesTen @truthstreamnews @BillyM2k You still believe these people are outsiders, huh? We fell for this play already.

i don’t understand why the left is against voter id while simultaneously saying how it won’t make a difference because people aren’t illegally voting so then pass the law? if the results are the same and it makes no difference, it takes away the talking point

🚨 Old 4chan post predicted World War 3 and alien invasion Israel breaks ceasefire and strikes Iran Trump responds with B2 bunker busters on nuclear sites Iran hits all Gulf oil fields and US bases, blocks Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb Oil prices skyrocket, blackouts in Africa and third world US sends 3 aircraft carriers At least 2 sunk by Iran, Russia, and China using suicide tactics US tries amphibious invasion, first fails with massive casualties Second attempt succeeds, oil fields seized, advance halts US civil war begins, anti-war bloc takes DC with military support US splits in two and retreats from Middle East Turkey betrays NATO, joins Russia-Iran-China alliance, attacks Israel China invades Taiwan and Guam North Korea invades South, Japan fails to stop it India possibly flips sides Russia invades Poland and Baltics, links to Kaliningrad Finland and NATO invade Russia, take Saint Petersburg Europe collapses into riots, famine, and civil wars Latin America allies with China and Russia US invaded from the south, advance stops at Colorado 50 to 150 tactical nukes used high in atmosphere Tsar Bomb and two strategic nukes used in Europe Israel destroyed, Palestinians wiped with it Air travel ends, crime and chaos everywhere 3 weeks of nuclear events Fake alien invasion begins MJ12 releases synthetic alien soldiers (PLFs) PLFs hunt survivors, FEMA camps classify people as useful or undesirables By 2027, 5 billion dead Fake aliens defeated with help of real ones One world government under MJ12 and the UN Dome of the Rock destroyed

Hey Karen stick your head over the wall and see what you guys did in Gaza. NOW HURRY UP AND FUCK OFF.

@Polymarket This headline seems intentionally vague. Trump might have meant killing innocents was too far.

BREAKING: Trump reportedly told inner circle that mass deportation policies went too far, directed top advisors to "adopt a new approach."

Iran: If you bomb our energy infrastructure we will do the same back Israel & US: *bombs Iranian energy grid* Iran: *reciprocates* Europe: We condemn Iran This current world order has to end. Now.

@EffectKuleshov @RigelOrionBeta @jonstewart …are you restarted?

@BenTenTimesTen @RigelOrionBeta @jonstewart So why doesnt he go on the daily show?

Come on the show!! We’ll talk about how self deprecating we both are!!

@EffectKuleshov @RigelOrionBeta @jonstewart duh???

@BenTenTimesTen @RigelOrionBeta @jonstewart It’s never stopped him from opening his mouth before

@Huff4Congress @grok @nonieengel @xai Aww isn’t he cute when he sends Americans to die for foreign countries??

I asked @Grok Imagine to make a tremendous video with the new Chibi filter, a really remarkable video - has anyone ever seen a better video than this? cc @nonieengel @xai

@AmyDangerfield Huh, it’s almost like he and his entire country despises Jesus?

Genghis Khan has ~16 million descendants alive today. 
Jesus Christ has over 2.6 BILLION children calling Him Lord right now. 
Sorry, that fat Mongolian has nothing on the King of Kings, Lord of lords

@nick24005652 @MmisterNobody @MattWallace888 has he ever done a live interview…?

@BenTenTimesTen @MmisterNobody @MattWallace888 If he never does a live interview again it's kind of obvious he's in hell

@_Nov3L @jonstewart I excel at verbal intelligence. how the fuck is that cope?

@BenTenTimesTen @jonstewart Sounds like a heavy dose of cope to me.

@truthstreamnews @BillyM2k Technically voting can change things (see Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna), but only if every state votes for people outside the two party system. Which rarely happens because the media gives independents zero airtime on purpose.

@BillyM2k In don’t understand how anyone in this country can still believe voting is going to change even one damn thing.

@robbo2112 @jonstewart no one told you to feel bad for him lol

@BenTenTimesTen @jonstewart Poor stuttering billionaire 🥴

@_Nov3L @jonstewart if you actually believe verbal intelligence is all there is to general intelligence, I’ve got bad news for you bud.

@BenTenTimesTen @jonstewart You can just say he’s slow. :)

@UnusalDrugMoney @jonstewart @elonmusk might be a modern rehash of Crossfire in 2004. I don’t think Jon is inviting him on in good faith. Look at how Jon treats Tucker Carlson despite Tucker being the largest dissident voice of reason right now. He qualifies every good thing Tucker does with “but he is dangerous”

@jonstewart @elonmusk go on his show. I think Jon is a good person. Proven by what he has done for veterans. Every person has their own beliefs and opinions and that’s ok! I don’t think Jon would try a “gotcha!” I think he’d have a real conversation with you.

He is also a businessman.

@farzyness @jonstewart @elonmusk Stewart would win on pure articulation ability alone. Elon has a stutter.

@jonstewart DO IT @elonmusk DO THE POD COME ONNNNNNN

@TechTonik808 @jonstewart He’s inviting him again

@jonstewart Remember when you said you’d have him on the show? What happened? Didn’t want to air the interview unedited? This was a very bitch response, btw

Elon Musk is an extremely skilled propagandist.

@faaargo @NotMyProblem699 @jonstewart yup, and also

@NotMyProblem699 @jonstewart wait, wut?