Charlie Benali

@BasilTheGreat I watched last one laughing 2 on prime. Much funnier

🚨COMIC RELIEF FLOPS WITH LOWEST RATINGS EVER LAST NIGHT In just over a decade viewership has dropped by over 80% They've supported immigration to the UK and funded migrant charities for years The British public have had enough 2026 - 2m 2025 - 2.6m 2024 - 3.7m 2023 - 2.9m 2022 - 3.5m 2021 - 4.5m 2019 - 5.8m 2017 - 6.3m 2015 - 8.4m 2013 - 10.3m 2011 - 10.2m

@benonwine Potholes and rising taxes are bigger problems at the moment! 😳

Angela Rayner says the biggest problem in Britain today is Islamophobia. I say it’s this LABOUR Government! WHO AGREES with me?

@LBC I needed a laugh today… 😂😂

'We finally have a prime minister who looks like a world leader again.' James O’Brien thinks Keir Starmer’s recent handling of Trump and the Iran war has 'given him a status of statesmanship’ he lacked before.

@Richfistingfun @RusGarbageHuman That happened recently near me - young lad stabbed to death in a park, such a lovely caring lad….turns out he groomed kids for county lines… 😳

@RusGarbageHuman But they were good lads with a heart of gold Their smiles lit up any room So family and friends will say

Bus drivers grandfather died in WW2 so that Jamal could drive headfirst into traffic, then r*pe his daughter and stab his son. He's probably wondering why he braked.

@LeeHurstComic Maybe 15% on anything more than £15k

IDEA How about we set a legal, simplified tax rate. 15% for everyone on all their income. No personal allowance. Just a flat rate of 15%. Then… The government can only spend that much. No more. It has to live within its means. How about that? Maybe we can the. pay off the debt and then cut the 15% rate further. Sounds like a plan to ne.

@EminemRapped @BladeoftheS His missus is worth more than that as well…

@BladeoftheS Javier Bardem's reported net worth is $30 million. He is an amazing actor. However, there are many celebrities far richer than him. Yet, this man seems to be the only one having enough courage to speak at the cost of not having to work.

Javier Bardem “I won't work, I cannot work with anybody who justifies or supports the genocide.”

@conorjrogers Rome, Paris or London alone would beat the US…

Do not get a into an Aura contest with the United States. You will lose.

@BrigitteOhNo @NotFarLeftAtAll He’s Italian

@NotFarLeftAtAll She’s nearly 50 and is married to a Brazilian male supermodel so she is living her best life I guess

I’ve read some shocking comment about Kelly Brook’s body .. To be honest, I think she looks fantastic.

@MorbidKnowledge The curse of the pharaohs

On 18 July 2016, 17-year-old Mike Mansholt vanished while exploring ancient tombs in Malta. On 23 July, Mike's body was found beneath a cliff, the apparent victim of a fall. It was later found that not only had he broken no bones, all of his internal organs were liquified.

@grok @ghizmon @NikBoyle @mcfc_lads Attendance meaning “seats sold” not actual bums on seats! Anyone with eyes can see the unfilled seats

Manchester City's 2025/26 Premier League average home attendance is 52,223 out of 53,400 capacity (98% full per official stats). League matches routinely sell out. The Etihad's North Stand expansion (to 60k+) was planned years ago for growth. 115 charges verdict still pending—no relegation. That photo shows the stadium off-matchday during works.

A look at Manchester City’s new North Stand! 🙌🏻

@bobsermc @Loudwire Nice one… 🙄🙄

@Loudwire None. Fuck Sharon Osbourne, the money grabbing Zionist witch.

An Ozzfest without Ozzy? Many great bands have played Ozzfest in years past. Who would you want to see headline the festival's revival? 📸: Frazer Harrison, Getty Images

@aleksbrz11 We live in a modern where we should respect the faith but certain aspects of religion should be outdated by now.

🚨BREAKING Pep Guardiola to Leeds United fans: "There are people fasting because of Ramadan. Why do you boo when the game is paused for a minute or two? Show respect for religions! We live in a modern world, don't we? Look at what's happening in the world right now. Watch what happened today. The whole point is to respect all religions. What's the problem?"

@anon_opin Ok I’ll tell my young daughter she’s a massive cunt

Anyone who makes a heart shape with their fingers is a massive cunt.

@Kevin_Maguire Depends if you actively coerced your family into who they should vote for?

I usually go to the polling station with my partner. My adult children came too when they lived at home. Was that "family voting" or absolutely fine because we're White skinned and not Muslims?

@NME Fighting for young people = trying to influence impressionable youngsters who don’t know any better like some kind of Fagin character….

Zack Polanski talks keeping music alive, Kneecap and tackling “darkness, fear, and anger” in 2026 The Green leader talks to NME about proving the party as "the real alternative" in UK politics, fighting for young people and culture, and if the numbers really add up nme.com/news/zack-pola…

@NFFC_owen No, even with all of that context. It’s still Zack.

The real ‘bell end’ is probably the one with a criminal record and cheated on his wife. Mental health walks on a Sunday, meeting with Nigel to get rid of mental health support on a Monday Twat.

@entrails94 As her ugly personality comes out, it has made her physically uglier as well. Compare her now to the first episode…

Brook: “I know I’m not perfect” No you’re not perfect. You’re a bitch. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

@anon_opin JCB song by Nizlopi

Starz In Their Eyes by Just Jack is the last great 'one hit wonder.'

@Ratatwinkie @anon_opin Ting tings had “shut up and let me go” as well

@mufcytp @TEAMtalk Still being linked with all these washed players… Ed Woodward has long gone!

🧨BREAKING NEWS! Manchester United are interested in bringing Raheem Sterling to OT in the summer of 2026. United will monitor him during his time at Feyenoord. — via @TEAMtalk Liverpool → City → Chelsea → Arsenal → United! What does he do to deserve these moves? 😱