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@AndrewHulshult PISSxCORE!

@MorePerfectUS I mean... technically it's still MAGA. Make Argentina Great Again I doubt his voters will notice such a slight change to the motto.... And who is receiving tens of billions of tax dollars.

BREAKING: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says the US has finalized a plan to give $20 billion to Argentina.

Tylenol threw paint on the Mona Lisa.

@GailSimone It was Tylenol, in the Ballroom, with the Candlestick!

@KGamer1569 @OOCMesozoicLife Tyrannosaurus Marlboros and Tyrannosaurus Marlboros Light

@OOCMesozoicLife here are some more

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@OOCMesozoicLife @KGamer1569 Spinosaurus Mentholi

There's gonna be so many wrongful termination suits in the coming months.

@stiktweets78 Underrated game. I was part of the multiplayer beta. Probably my #2 in the series after the original.

My favourite Halo game, 15 years.... wow

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*note this is far from a Christian only issue. It's all fucking bad.

Imagine going to your faith leader bruised and afraid because your partner just beat the ever loving shit out of you and being told, "oh, you can't leave them. You're united under the eyes of God." Yeah. You can follow the same religion and still go, "that guy's a dickhead."

Imagine ignoring years of bigoted speech and bald-faced lies and eulogizing a guy because you both claim to worship the same deity. Gross.

@SmarkHenry Parliament Lights, eh? Fancy chick lol

@Matt_The_Last When you finally eat something with MSG in it, you realize why so many cooks were using it before the taboo.

Do not fear it. Embrace it!

@stiktweets78 A.B.S.G. Always Be Sample Grabbing For Democracy. For Super Earth. o7

@GailSimone Sorry. That was me. I wanted some authentic takoyaki. They caught me at a bad angle.

Why was Gimli in Japan