𝕍𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖 🅴

@bitchiwas999 It’s giving.

@HazelAppleyard She actually wrote an update on this not too long ago. She left him. He ended up getting fired from another job for the same thing shortly after being hired on.

Should I stay with him 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

Yelling at a boy for loving his mother is CRAZY WORK

She literally had a different hair style in the every seasons of YOU she was featured in.

Having cats in a nutshell. 😂

Cant wait to tell my boyfriend that him getting head pats and cuddles after making me orgasm repeatedly is no longer required because the care took place during sex. /S

This scene gave me shivers.

Left no crumbs girl 💅🏼💅🏼 💋💗

I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING

The book is called Yesteryear amzn.to/48FPmrj

She doesn’t know it yet, but in 6 months she’ll be: • debt-free • financially free • traveling whenever she wants She’s YOU, babe. Claim it.

Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it. "cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."

me when i’m bored and all of my friends are busy

Me whenever I see a Cat 🥹

Watching Heated Rivalry has made me realise I haven’t sucked a dick in too long. 😭

the concept of the turtle actually winning is frying me😭

SHE IS A TOP MODEL

I’ll always remember this queen. Biggest finesse of the decade.

Men are so dramatic about being called useless when women are repeatedly referred to as “bitches” and “hoes” in songs and say nothing