Ben Fielding

Captain leader legend.

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Archie Gray #U21EURO

@Tom__Millsy @InvertTheWing Slacker could never

@Benfielding3 @InvertTheWing 😂😂😂 saw this earlier hahahh

The dream scenario. Ange has already been appointed, but for morale reasons, they are waiting until the Liverpool loss to announce it. It gets announced to distract from the result. Tottenham fans around the world are in awe. The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium sells out ahead of the Champions League game. 3 goal deficit. Only one came man can do it. Audere est facere. “I’m loving Big Ange instead” echoing around the stadium. The celebrity supporters like Tom Holland, Adele, Lil Wayne, AJ Tracey all in the stands. Kick off. We witness prime Ange Ball, in a do or die manner. Djed Spence finding his best form finally being allowed to play his natural game, inverting, and Porro returning to his early 23/24 form. Minute 2, Solanke misses a tap in from a corner, and Oblak plays a long ball. Alvarez is through on goal. Or is he!? Micky Van De Ven comes back from the opposition box and puts one of the best recovery tackles the Champions League has ever seen. HE IS BACK! Everyone else is still up, and Vicario rushes out to mop up Van De Ven’s challenge, he plays it long, and is successful. Solanke flicks it onto Cristian Romero, who is still in the box. 1-0. The stadium ERUPTS! 2 goal deficit with 88 minutes to play. The camera pans to Tom Holland and Zendaya celebrating. But no celebrating from the captain, as he grabs the ball and rushes back to the halfway line. Atletico simply cannot get the ball. For the next 43 minutes, Tottenham dominate the ball. 82% possession. Until the last kick before half time. Xavi Simons receives the ball surrounded by 3 players, and he turns away from all of them, and plays through Mathys Tel who is making a wide run. Tel fires in a potent cross, to find Kolo Muani at the back post. 2-0. Half time. At half time, Ange gives one of his iconic speeches, and gives a flashback to his Europa run, how they have came back from much worse. 1st minute of the half, GOAL! Pape Matar Sarr from the edge of the box! 3-0. Atletico Madrid are shaking. But, that would not be enough. It goes to extra time. 119th minute. Micky Van De Ven gets cramp, right before a set piece. He has to come off. Do Tottenham risk conceding on the counter? Atletico have 3 bodies forward. No. Audere est facere. Ju’nai Byfield, the man who comes on. Corner taken by Pedro Porro. GOAL!!!!!!!! IT FINDS THE HEAD OF JU’NAI BYFIELD, WHO FINISHES OFF ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEBACKS IN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HISTORY! The stadium erupts. But no crazy celebration from Ange. Just a pump of the fist, and hug to Byfield at full time. He knows the job isn’t finished. He tells the team to turn attention to Forest on the weekend. Nottingham Forest comes. Into added time, 0-0. 76% possession, 3.43xG, 0 goals. Articles start coming out before the game even finishes, saying Ange Postecoglou’s going to drag Tottenham into a relegation battle. That is until the last kick of the game. Forest have 11 men in their box. The final kick of the game. Pedro Porro takes one of his long shots, as a last minute effort. The ball hits Morgan Gibbs White…. …. INTO HIS OWN NET! GOAL! TOTTENHAM HAVE GOT A CRUCIAL 3 POINTS! The camera pans to Marinakis. Then Ange, celebrating the most he has in his career. He does a pitch invasion. “I’m Loving Big Ange Instead” plays after the game.

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@FabrizioRomano @OfficialWootten unfinished business 🙏🏻

🚨 No agreement yet between Udinese, Galatasaray and Nicolò Zaniolo’s camp for his comeback to Serie A. Negotiations underway in the last 48h but there are still significant differences. Zaniolo remains on Udinese’s list while more clubs made contact.

Apologies for any inconvenience and disappointment this may cause.

Ange Postecoglou x Many Men It's just who he is, mate.

😂 @Madders10 gets the last laugh!

Warra trophy.

Spursy.

@COYS_com @Tom__Millsy the save that got us in the europa final 🙏🏻

One year ago today 🤣🤣🤣

@matherspolitico @InvertTheWing @Tom__Millsy 😭😭😭😭😭

No meet up today, unfortunately. I could not find any security who was comfortable with what I was doing, they found the whole situation bizarre, and that taking people’s phones before they enter a room with no windows was not something that filled them with trust. So I will be attending the game like a regular person. I will be landing at London at 8am. The question is — whether I will be live tweeting the game? Probably not. Maybe I will be give half and full time thoughts.

@InvertTheWing @grok @Tom__Millsy @FergieKieran 😂

@grok Why are people saying Hitler?

Hello, @Grok. Based on my Tweets, which famous figure, past or present, do I most sound like?

@Tom__Millsy @InvertTheWing Let’s go bust these clues asap

@InvertTheWing @Benfielding3 game?

I still want to protect my identity. But one day, I will consider doing an exclusive meet and greet around The Tottenham Hotspur stadium (main demographic). I will put up riddles across the stadium, and the goal will be try find my location, and identity — as a reward. Like a scavenger hunt. That would filter out all the people who would try to physically abuse me, or start a scrap, and only attract intellectuals who want to talk football. The event would have a “no phone” policy, so people cannot dox me after the event.

@HarryHesketh @FergieKieran @JakeChivers123 🐐

THEY USED TO PLAY FOR PRACTISEEE Tough crowd in Bratislava

@Tom__Millsy @InvertTheWing @FergieKieran I hope invert just said there’s no helping you fraudegaard

@Benfielding3 @InvertTheWing @FergieKieran Probably Odobert the way he played the other day… equally could be Odegaard the way he’s played all season 😂😂

And a little fun fact, this is something I found very unique. I think you be surprised how much a lot of players pay attention to social media. I don’t care if you don’t believe me, but I think it is worth sharing. Some people may find it interesting. To protect his identity, I cannot reveal his name. But the other week, I was contacted by a high profile player, saying how he’s active in the “tactical social media space”, and he sees my account all the time, and how he finds me “funny” (I don’t know why, I rarely try to be funny). He asked me to review some of his footage from his past games, and says this is something he does often, because he likes to get a neutral perspective of things. Of course, he told me he works with an actual performance analyst too — but he likes to compare and contrast that with other “serious” opinions, and that he uses social media lots, and pays attention to accounts in the “tactical” space. He then collects this feedback, and passes it onto his actual performance analyst, to build up upon. How did he get my contact information? I do not know. He sent a message to my old contact email that I removed from my bio a while ago, because I was getting signed up to too many Porn sites and alike. So I got tired. Do not know how he found it.

@InvertTheWing @FergieKieran

Today, I am on a water fast. Yesterday, I ate 14 chicken wings from Dominos, alongside a large pizza. I only order takeaway for matches that I think will be entertaining, otherwise I cook all my own meals. Unfortunately, the game was fuelled by corruption, and I couldn’t enjoy my cheat day. The amount of calories, grease, carbs, were for NOTHING. I was also planning on ordering another takeaway today for Tottenham vs. AZ, but due to what happened yesterday, I cannot. What if the same happens again? Two cheat days in a row for nothing? So out of anger, I am starving myself today. Water only. Why am I saying this? I want to ask people about a water fast, and ask about the downsides. Will I be able to concentrate? Will I struggle to tactically analyse the game tonight? Should I eat something I cook myself? I have some lamb in the freezer, perhaps some Lamb Shawarma from scratch? Or is a water fast reasonable? Maybe a light snack, nuts? I am not going to go to the gym today, or engage in strenuous physical activity.

@InvertTheWing @Tom__Millsy 🤯

Since the group stages, I have backed you as favourites. The defensive structure in a knockout format, wow. I am with you all the way, gaffer. Not only am I supporting you for sporting reasons, but for anti corruption reasons. Show them what a REAL team looks like.