Benis Diaz, Anmigo

I am like an ox, wandered away from the altar, now lost wanderin' the promised land, guided by my soul like a pocket calculator

@Deejo53513317 'Bury' Christian found dead "It's him! W-we just cant access or identify the body" Nothing weird about this.

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Just let the poor disadvantaged migrant eat your toddler's face, you bigot

@C1TYofFL1NT Ive had this speech ready for nearly two decades now🫡

@C1TYofFL1NT Dont blow my deep cover operation!

@BenisMagnumPI sir, are you still in Persia?

@C1TYofFL1NT You know im allergic to water!

@BenisMagnumPI cover the waterfront sir.

Though dead hands ring the garden And these are violent times And violence brings more violence And liars bring more lies Though we were born defeated Worried, tired, and scared Monsters build mean robots Launching rockets into the air

This state of affairs, and these affairs of state are simply beyond parody. Whatta time to be alive.

@rationalposts @NuChatz *taps counter impatiently One maple curry, please!

We absolutely need 60,000,000 more of these in Canada as your neighbour. Look what they figured out. They have inspired me to use my snowblower on my lawn in the summer.

@_Spyte_ @_a_kitty_ket We'll see what condi has to say about that

@C1TYofFL1NT Oh, well then, by all means rabbi, take my turn in the MAID bed. My wife wanted me to do a couple more thankless chores anyhoo

@BenisMagnumPI I'm jewish.

Me, calmly explaining to co-workers in the break room how any cessation of hostilities, by dint of technical accreditation, will result in another Gold Star being added to the dolan drumpf peace president vision board... making him an absolute lock for the next nobel vote.

@FaithHope75 @JamesTate121 No. Silsby & 9 cohorts were arrested transporting 33 "orphans" from haiti to a non-existent "orphanage" that she *intended to build* in the dominican. the other 9 walked, kidnapping & conspiracy charges were reduced, & at trial she was sentenced to the ~90days she'd been there.

@JamesTate121 Wasn't the woman connected to Clintons that got busted in Haiti, trying to take kids to a Romanian Orphanage? That's what the old news reports said.

Sarah Ferguson’s Charity SHUTS DOWN After Being Linked To Missing Romanian Kids|Kids’ Log Book Found The January and February 2026 unsealing of more than 3 million pages from the Epstein archives has effectively ended any pretense of "distance" between Sarah Ferguson and Jeffrey Epstein. The documents portray a relationship of groveling dependency and chillingly intimate correspondence that continued long after Epstein's status as a predator was public knowledge. While the Duchess continues to hide behind spokespeople, the fallout has been total: her charity has folded, her children's books have been pulped, and her former husband is finally in a police cell. See More: news.xwrapper.com/7cgw6f

@ShuckEBean @JD_Cashless Just like cctv cameras record all activity and guards personally do mandatory rounds every 15mins as a form of security redundancy?

@JD_Cashless Yeah, right. Not buying it. Systems are backed up and then backed up again.

🚨NEW(ish)🚨 An explosive FBI record in the Epstein Files shows that the bureau's NYC office was hacked in 2023, and that hackers gained access to Epstein records. Worse still, some 100TB of data was lost as a result. STORY BELOW🧵

@DataRepublican The first rule of PimpHub is you dont talk about PimpHub

JB Pritzker and his top aides refused to be interviewed about Aunt Martha's. Kids ended up warehoused in psychiatric hospitals and juvenile jails after the closure created a placement crisis.

🧵 THREAD: The JB Pritzker Files Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker is positioning himself as the Democratic hero of 2028. But before the national press crowns him, let's look at what he's built. As always, patience as I pull the thread together. 👇

@21score @mapana20097 @nicksortor That soon to be one billion dollars he has borrowed over the last year prolly aint winning him much support either

@mapana20097 @nicksortor LAUSD is corrupt af. The dummies in charge at the city/county/state levels were so greedy and so corrupt, they summoned this. They could have been piggies but they chose to be hogs so they are on the chopping block

🚨 BREAKING: The FBI is currently executing SEARCH WARRANTS at the home of Los Angeles public school superintendent Alberto Carvalho, as well as the school district’s HQ A MAJOR scandal in one of the most corrupt school districts in the country is about to be exposed 👀

Never been prouder

Fret not, for He hath sent his only begotten benis for your ethernal salvation

King Jew: confirmed

@BenisMagnumPI cover the waterfront, captain.