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Benjamin

@BenjaminPlater

Live by the sword, die by the sword

United Kingdom Katılım Aralık 2022
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Nicki 🫧🪷
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
A woman at my office spent years bragging about never taking sick days. Every time someone called out sick, she’d make passive-aggressive comments. “Must be nice to get an extra vacation day.” “Funny how everyone gets sick on Fridays.” You know the type. One Monday she emailed the entire department claiming she had severe food poisoning and couldn’t possibly come in. Everyone wished her well. Around lunchtime our manager received a photo from a client. The client happened to be attending a baseball game. And directly behind him, smiling for the camera, was our coworker. Face painted. Team jersey. Holding a giant foam finger. The game wasn’t even local. It was three hours away. The manager said nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Curtis Woodhouse BEM
Curtis Woodhouse BEM@curtiswoodhous8·
Jordan McCann got £50,000 last night I got £9,000 to fight for the British Title Jobs fucked 😂🥊
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Jonnyzero
Jonnyzero@Jonnyc0803·
@DAZNBoxing Dazn is completely overpriced and they put out shit like this. You guys are crooks with this kind of nonsense
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Memphis DC
Memphis DC@MemphisDC13·
@theMakarioz Cop is a douchebag and no one is surprised by her chimping out. Is this real though?
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Becoming
Becoming@theMakarioz·
Woman falsely accused a locksmith of stealing $500 from her glovecompartment in an apparent attempt to avoid paying for his services. But things didn't go as planned 😭💀
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Real Madrid C.F.
Real Madrid C.F.@realmadrid·
👋 ¡Bienvenido, Mourinho! 👋
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We don't deserve cats 😺
We don't deserve cats 😺@catsareblessing·
My neighbor's cat got my cat pregnant. I woke up to this on my porch 😂
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mimi ୨ৎ
mimi ୨ৎ@pixelprayer·
What game is this ?
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Benjamin
Benjamin@BenjaminPlater·
@hardspacer @kufii_ We had a lad at work who was banned twice, he told us they wanted 5k to insure a 1.2 after his second ban
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kūfi
kūfi@kufii_·
Getting quoted nearly £3.5k with a black box and £9.7k without one is insanity. This country is actually a shithole 😹😹
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Benjamin
Benjamin@BenjaminPlater·
@neocortexmax @AntiDoc When I stopped drinking black coffee I felt a lot better to be honest. No more huge crashes and feeling like shit later after drinking caffeine
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AntiDoc
AntiDoc@AntiDoc·
“I stopped using caffeine for a month and I didn’t notice anything”
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Benjamin
Benjamin@BenjaminPlater·
@hardspacer @kufii_ Might have a lot of previous offences, could be a number of reasons as to why it's that high
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Jacked Grandad
Jacked Grandad@hardspacer·
@kufii_ try buying a normal car then you daft cunt... you don't need a performance vehicle.
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Blah! Blah! Blah!
@JonStone101 @virginmedia i should have tried that virgin sent me an email offering my same package if i clicked and accepted now yeah right i rang them only to have that deal not available even tho i have a confirmation email it's all a con and now i'm paying more
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Jonathan Stone
Jonathan Stone@JonStone101·
why do @virginmedia have a 2 tier renewal process, an Indian who will offer you an exorbitantly high price, then when you refuse they put you through to UK who will half it.
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Benjamin
Benjamin@BenjaminPlater·
@GeoedieBozzy Where are you getting this information from? She isn't listed as a director
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Benjamin
Benjamin@BenjaminPlater·
@TylerhillCo I had one lad telling me he's hot at the moment and it's bait for him on the street. Just give me the bag ffs
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Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill@TylerhillCo·
Bro you sell 3.5s and 7s the fbi is not worried about you, hand me the fucking weed
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Benjamin
Benjamin@BenjaminPlater·
@HollywoodFaces Wait, so people just camp outside of her house recording her gates?
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Rebekka
Rebekka@rebekkarnold·
Has anyone else been seeing those adds all day on here of different angles of Nigel Farage beating up someone on tv? Wtf is that about? 😂
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Benjamin
Benjamin@BenjaminPlater·
@BuryCrypto @hewantswealth If you go back 30+ years ago when they were more affordable, people were only doing 5-10 year mortgages. I heard they are even considering offering 40 year mortgages, is there even any point doing that?
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Jacob Crypto Bury
Jacob Crypto Bury@BuryCrypto·
I'll be paying over 500k interest, I guess it's kinda like renting a lifestyle... I think your home property shouldn't really be seen as something to gain significant ROI from If you maintain it, especially outsourcing professionals, you'll almost always lose (POV of a millennial buyer, not a man born in 1965 who could accumulate and easily 10x) Meh
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Alexandra
Alexandra@Alexandr4Denman·
This is Rebecca Shepherd standing in Makerfields by election, just incase anyone says where is she? Well she’s out all hours of the day campaigning for Restore Britain in her hometown! No smears , no past alternative personality just a normal grass roots woman who wants to make her place safe and the people who live around her! Isn’t that refreshing? Vote Restore Britain
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