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I did not memorize the brachial plexus just to stay silent when a movie action hero is shot in the shoulder with zero consequences.

@HumeralO Gotta get in on this! Are you looking for investors!?!?! Wait…my student loans…. Is the entry point for investing around $10?

Retirement plan: an old-timey candle company called The Olfactory Ole Factory.

Lex Luthor: you will never stop the bomb! Superman: Think again Luthor! *Superman blasts off at the speed of light. His body traveling that fast creates intense friction in the air around him. The atmosphere literally ignites, burning every living thing*

@ZachWeiner @SMBCComics @MacKidsBooks This news healed me for the day. So excited

@BennettEmpty @SMBCComics @MacKidsBooks I just completed the manuscript a week ago. It's coming!

After generations of family adventures, Sawyer Lee is determined to sink in the couch! Regrettably, it will take quite a lot of energy for him to escape the mysteries, conspiracies, and gourd-based festivities the town throws his way. us.macmillan.com/books/97803743… w/ @MacKidsBooks

Sharing another poem and doodle #poetry @BennettEmpty/bodies-in-the-walls-d91484f3b937?sk=46f2038438e7402261e497621be823b8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@BennettEmpty/…

@HumeralO “Uhmmm…yes…i see…and he bonked his head…yes I see ma’am…yeah…i would prescribe no more monkeys jumping on the bed…no ma’am I’m not going to test for concussion…well you see you called a doctor when you should have called a veterinarian.”

The doctor on the phone with the mamma for the third time after yet another little monkey fell off the bed and hit their head

My 8 yo rolled his eyes at this one. I love it.

@goodreads Robbins Pathology

What's the scariest book you've ever read? 👻

Go, go King of Gondor!!! #doodle

Diagnosis of a Mole That is Becoming Cancerous #doodle #comic

🎶bleeding isn’t in my blood🎶 Me: The Huntrix team have excellent clotting factors

My 5 yo niece: Uncle Empty, why does your watch have a clock on it? Me:…i feel so old…

@LJTafeMD I appreciate your encouragement a lot. Thanks.

@BennettEmpty Keep writing these poems too. 💙

Here is a poem explaining why I don’t write as much poetry anymore #poetrycommunity #Poem medium.com/literally-lite…

*10 seconds before grilling was invented* Guy: Cooking would be more fun if I was also getting sunburnt

Maybe this is why I hate sleeping. #poetry medium.com/blueinsight/mi…

My 4 yo: Dad, what happens when you die… Me: uh, well 4 yo:…in Minecraft? Me: Oh thank goodness.

@HumeralO This is the best one

My patient when I tell them we have a trick to get them out of SVT

Someone asked my 8 yo what he wants to be when he grows up and he said, “A dad” Me: 🥰