Jim Bennett

TEXAS You have 4️⃣ hours left to get in line to vote! The polls are open until 7 p.m. CC: @abrahamgeorge

@TheBabylonBee That's perfect.

"This is super helpful."

@samstein @AndyKimNJ Now thats funny.

ICE pepper sprayed a US Senator today (@AndyKimNJ) nj.com/news/2026/05/i…

@Cryptoboyy_Aji It's all planned.

My car registration went from $180 in 2019 to $490 in 2025. Same car. Same engine. Same dent on the bumper I never fixed. $490 a year just to legally drive something I already own and already paid taxes on when I bought it. So let me get this straight. I paid sales tax when I bought it. I pay registration every year to keep it. I pay insurance every month to drive it. I pay gas tax every time I fill it up. One car. Four separate taxes. And the roads it drives on still have potholes that’ll cost me $800 in suspension damage. You never actually own a car in America. You just become responsible for every government fee attached to it. Forever.

WOW! I FOUND IT! After scouring the Internet, I found a video of Senator Bill Cassidy saying, “I voted to convict President Trump because he is guilty.” Send this to everyone you know in Louisiana, so they can vote BEFORE 8 p.m.!

@dom_lucre Grok's own design of the new Ferrari in one minute.

🔥🚨LATEST: Marques Brownlee just showed off the first exclusive look of Ferrari’s hideous new car.

@_Patriot1776Q_ Should skip turkey season. They eat many ticks.

Guinea fowl, I'm buying some right now. Bill Gates can fck off!

@ColonelMQ @DistinctExp @JoeRCarson @RepThomasMassie @realDonaldTrump @SenRandPaul He got the list of names from the Epstein files but held on to them for his own personal gain. Watch his donations explode after they pay him off to not mention their names. He is a full scumbag.

By his own admission, he - like @SenRandPaul - follows a LIBERTARIAN philosophy & only runs as a Republican b/c libertarians garner less than 3% in any election. He’s unelectable in KY & everywhere if he doesn’t. Yet, Masshole voted against: SAVE, BBB, ICE funding, border wall, mass deportations, Iran operation, Maduro capture, all CRs to keep the govt open & everything else Trump is trying to do to clean up the mess the “Democrat“ – communist left. Give me one solution he’s offered to any of the problems we have.

A peek behind the scenes... I’m in a remote studio van in my home town of Garrison, Kentucky, ready to go live on Meet the Press!

@kittenaround_51 Didn't they make a song for that? Under pressure. 😂🤣

I’ve watched this several times because it happens so quick 😂Bet he doesn’t do that again.

@catherine_6907 Love it!

Breton kids to the rescue 🦆🐣

@TitaniumTomP Protect that tick-eating machine.

This 🦃 turkey has been roaming around the house all day!

@TaraBull I'll break your ankles for 1/2 price, and you save money.

The newest Adidas running shoe just dropped. The Adizero Prime X Evo - price $500

She called DOORDASH... 😂

Mühendis arkadaşlarım: Neden düz bir yol yerine bu dolambaçlı yolu seçtiler? 🤔

@GuntherEagleman 😂🤣😂🤣

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Sums it up perfectly!

@CuriosityonX Wife still looks the same. I smell BS!

🚨: Quantum physics says that everything observed is affected by the observing watching it.

@CarriePrejean1 @RepThomasMassie He lost all his trust. Nothing he can say will matter. You don't hold on to names and use them for your own personal gain.

Dear @RepThomasMassie, Please reveal every name in the #EpsteinFiles from the House floor. Read them into the Congressional Record. Force every corrupt abuser, billionaire, politician, and protected elite to face the light of truth. The American people are done watching predators hide behind power, money, and blackmail. You are a hero to every Epstein victim, and the American people. Thank you for your courage. —We, The People

@AllieJade1 They missed an epic "you can't park there" moment. 😧

Yet another reason why you're supposed to TIE it down!

@HappyMotorhead Vibrator

Name this part? Wrong answers only!