Bent Mathiesen

@electric_4u I still wonder.

Ever wondered how high-voltage cables are so securely fastened to poles?

@TheMekon_Venus Without him, STV would have been even more boring.

Was Neelix anyones favourite character?

@WorkArtzx Good night. Sleep tight.

Good night friends 💫🌖❤️

@ErrorGramatica I was waiting for them to fly off ...

Al salir de la escuela, un niño descubre que sus padres han venido a recogerlo vestidos de Superman y Superwoman. Su reacción no tiene precio.

@mjfree I am positive, that DT have made more than 8647 lies. And ...

@robertgraham Don't bother watching the sequels.

This is a popular joke in IT -- but it's also seriously true. In the original "Jurassic Park" movie, Hammond brags about "sparing no expense" in all the features of the park, but then underpays/understaffs the IT department. This is then the cause of the downfall of the park. Such is also true of ransomware. Companies cheap out on IT security: underpaid, understaff, and mostly, undervalued, nobody listens to them. As a result, they get ransomware which sometimes bankrupts the company. Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale of how not to treat IT.

@WholesomeMeme All the time. And as I usually say: "I am very sure that there are intelligent life in the universe, but not that intelligent life exist here on Earth."

@Emma_Delano Ok, have to mute this crap. I can' speak for other men, but tattoos is an instant turnoff in any way!

Be honest… are women without tattoos still attractive to men nowadays?

@Samaytwt What is Google?

Can Anyone remember Google+?

@IamJessSage Neither

girlfriend or wife

@RileyBunnyBabe Why???

can i sit on you?

@bestofStarTrek Sorry, yes.

Have you seen the Original Series of Star Trek from 1966?

@Bhrocq It depends, what is the class about?

A Japanese teacher? Lucky students!

@Kristinartz "Soap"

@cartunfunn Of course. Human real intelligence was applied. And not stupid artificial algorithms.

Old cartoons are so much better 🤩😹

@its_shine2 To wear, to look at? I never care about clothes and fashion. So boring.

Men be honest, which one do you prefer the most

@CaptKirkJamesT Sorry, I refuse to be Captain Kirk! Very boring, bad captain ...

@Old_But_Gold50s A bit of cat music: "Ein kleinen kats musik"

🐱🎹 Say hello to Meowzart! This feline virtuoso adds a charming twist to Rondo Alla Turca — a purrfect performance full of paws and pizzazz. 🎶 ✨ Classical music has never been this cute! 😻

@Yoda4ever I wonder how many men would do this, if it was not their puppy, but their wife ...

A 74-year-old man in Florida pulls his puppy out of an alligator's mouth..🐕🐾🐊❤️

@VHSDVDBLURAY4K By giving him/her that as a present :)

Imagine explaining to kids now that this used to be a good birthday present