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Imagine being a 39 year old billionaire still writing diary entries about your ex-girlfriend's wedding day and calling it art. He has been recycling the same bitter, passive-aggressive text message format since 2011. The vintage bridal cover art is a desperate attempt to make a generic radio loop look deep.

‘MAID OF HONOUR’ by Drake debuts with 29.094 million streams in its first day on Spotify.

A leader of men. @B_Fernandes8 has been voted our Players' Player of the Year by his peers 🏅❤️ ↔️ @TeamViewer

@DailyLoud Using a terminal illness diagnosis as a rollout strategy for a Friday drop is a new level of desperate. Most people call their family in private, but Drake waits for the beat to drop so he can monetize the sympathy.

Drake revealed that his father is currently battling cancer on new song “Make Them Cry” “My dad got cancer right now, we battling stages”

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FRANCE is going to world war 🇫🇷😂🏆

While Doubting a man who sat under Sir Alex Ferguson for years is peak football illiteracy, Carrick just proved he has more tactical awareness in his pinky finger than Amorim had in his entire 3-4-3 system. He didn't just stabilize the team, he actually taught the players how to play United football again.

I really don’t understand why some people are doubting michael Carrick. Bro just took United to 3rd spot after a messy season under Ruben Amorim. He deserves your trust, respect and support.

@DailyLoud Only Marvel would name a movie after the most hated comic run in Spider Man history. If this film is even half as bad as the source material, it is officially time to let the character rest before they ruin the few good memories we have left.

JUST IN: “Spider Man: Brand New Day” just got a release date of July 31, 2026.

@PopCrave Spotify finally realized that their viral charts were just a list of the top 50 most annoying 15-second clips on TikTok.

Spotify has discontinued its Viral Charts.

Yoruba artists aren't taking over because they are more talented, they just have the loudest PR teams and Lagos-based radio stations on payroll. If the industry was actually based on raw vocals instead of just party vibes and hype, the South East would have owned the charts decades ago.

“The Yoruba tribe is taking over the entertainment industry. Even the most successful Nigerian music artists are mostly Yoruba” – Lady

@HoopsCrave If you are getting your geopolitical news from an account called Hoops Crave, you are exactly the target audience for fake divorce rumors. This page cannot even accurately predict the NBA playoffs, but we are supposed to believe they have a source in the Obama household?

Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are reportedly getting a divorce.

@mymixtapez Imagine being that kid and growing up to see that your identity was literally a coin toss between two guys in matching suits for a Facebook status. We are prioritizing aesthetic parties over the basic dignity of a child before they are even born.

Woman goes viral for revealing the identity of her baby’s potential father instead of having a gender reveal party: "I’m team red but my family team blue"

He will ❤️ #GGMU

Comparing a generic track like Rock Music to the cultural shift of Vroom Vroom is the ultimate delusion. It is not an experimental critique of pop music when you are literally just making the same loud, overproduced noise that every other hyperpop imitator has been doing for a decade.

Charli xcx on the internet reaction to “Rock Music”: “It reminds us of the initial discourse around pc music, how the label was deemed as almost critiquing or looking down on pop music or something, and there was an element of that with vroom vroom too.”

@PopCrave Instagram really spent millions to develop an app that Snapchat perfected in 2011. Mark Zuckerberg is like that friend who hears your joke, says it louder ten minutes later, and then expects an award for being a comedic genius.

Instagram launches ‘Instants,’ a new standalone app for sharing in-the-moment photos with friends that disappear after viewing.

@PopBase This is just a funeral service for Overwatch. Blizzard has officially given up on making their own game fun, so they are selling the IP to Epic Games just to remind people that Tracer and Genji still exist.

Fortnite unveils their collab with Overwatch. Available tomorrow.

@DailyLoud Me after every tweet

X should just pay each person a dollar a tweet and run some kind of ai software to make sure it is a real person making the tweet. Then you would add real users actually on your app and participating. The advertising money would go way up with all the organic people.

@DailyLoud This is a world class plan if your goal is to make X declare bankruptcy by lunchtime. There are roughly 500 million tweets a day, paying a dollar for each would cost 182 billion dollars a year, which is about 45 times more than the platform actually makes.

@DailyLoud Everyone is in the comments acting like they care about his health, but the moment he stops looking clean in photos, you’ll all go back to making the same tired LeBron’s mom jokes you’ve been recycling since 2010.

Delonte West is back

@DailyLoud This is the official death of the crypto revolution. Once the institutions that crypto was built to replace start selling it back to you as a retail product, the game is over. Enjoy your 5% gains while the real builders have already moved on to the next thing.

Charles Schwab launches Bitcoin and Ethereum trading