Robot Monkey

@PeterStefanovi2 Good for him,

Keir Starmer snaps at Tory MP Bernard Jenkin for suggesting his approach to defence "smacks of enormous complacency" "This smacks of the fact that for years there was underinvestment by the last Government... honestly, 14 years of underinvestment"

Chocolate Christians are the ones who read Easter egg boxes but not the Bible.

As a priest, who has celebrated Holy Communion twice today and is departing for a Cistercian monastery tomorrow, can I just say that this 'Easter Egg rage' is nonsense. If you care that much, get yourself to church, and then perhaps you will realise that our faith is not based on confectionary or its packaging.

@Jennyfurfuls @Bbmorg Yeah but that packaging

@BeppoMonkeyBoy @Bbmorg My dad ran a sweet shop. I used to love Caramac.

Don’t let the lying racists make you believe the word Easter has only recently been taken off Easter Eggs. Spot the one reference Easter eggs from 1960s and 70s.

@danwootton @AllisonPearson @LucyTCWife @Nanaakua1 Lot of evil in that one photo

Beauties and the beast. Discussing why freedom of speech is DEAD in Slippery Starmer’s Britain with @AllisonPearson @LucyTCWife @Nanaakua1. My third year at the incomparable Margaret Thatcher Festival Freedom Festival. Who will restore us this time…

@SimonFurman3 @tfnationltd That T shirt, is amazing Mr Furman

The countdown to @tfnationltd Manchester has begun... #transformers tfnation.com

@RobertPicardo @PaulSchleifer @WilliamShatner I’ve been using this since Mr Shatner posted this as I was unaware, and it’s awesome, it’s actually perfect for satnav, Mr Picardo, you need to do more of this kind of stuff your voice is perfectly suited.

@WilliamShatner Proud to share this quality with you, Bill!

I turned on my Waze App and was offered a Doctor from the new ST Academy Show voice. I was told it is @RobertPicardo. So I tried it out. It kept calling me a cadet and just to do what he said. 🙄 I thought I was the only person that gets annoyed with giving directions. 😑

@elonmusk @JudgeDrokk @testerlabor Any of these come your way, classic coding usborne.com/gb/books/compu…

@testerlabor There is special place I my heart for the C64 and especially VIC-20, my first ever computer. I stayed up for 3 days programming nonstop when I got it for the sheer love of coding.

Amazing Grok fact: Grok Supercomputer "Colossus 2 is equivalent in raw peak tensor performance to 14 quintillion Commodore C64 computers"

@TeamBeefVR @chvjak @SideQuestVR Oooh, time to get side quest on the go again :)

Happy birthday Descent. This is a reminder that you can play the 1995 classic on your Meta Quest. A port by @chvjak available on @SideQuestVR Note: You'll need the original full game files #Descent #VR

@darrengrimes Least she shows up,

When you’ve got ‘parlyment’ at 9 but auditions for Balamory at 10

Ed Davey mentions the bereaved Dunblane father who wants Farage to renounce his statement that the ban on handguns is ‘ludicrous’. Camera cuts to Farage who is grinning. Piece of shit. #PMQs #PoliticsLive

@OWS1892 I’d put a fox on it, since it’s part of village culture apparently,

God, these people are so fucking BORING. Everything is turned into some grand existential threat to civilisation.

@Nigel_Farage Who cares? He wasn’t on at all before 2016. And the notes last longer than before anyway so really couldn’t care less.

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

@NormalIslandNws @Britannica One hundred and one does, if you are including ands

@Britannica Nine hundred and ninety-nine does x

No number before 1,000 contains the letter A.

@benleo444 WTF is he doing? He’s an MP, cosplaying as someone with an important role? And undermining a democratically elected government, he should be sanctioned.

“THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TRUMP AND STARMER IS OVER” Nigel Farage is at Mar-a-Lago set meet members of the Trump administration tonight and possibly even the man himself re Chagos. He says Trump is finished with the Prime Minister.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Not our war

🚨BREAKING: The deployment of the HMS Dragon has been DELAYED because it is “not ready” 🇬🇧 The people working on getting the ship ready are only working 9am-5pm shifts 😑 There is a literal war on and Keir Starmer can’t pay somebody overtime to get the ship ready 🤦‍♂️ WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS COUNTRY❗️

@SuellaBraverman You can’t help but lie can you?

According to Labour, our Union Jack is a ‘tool of hate’. We deserve leaders who love this country and aren’t ashamed to say it. It is more than just a flag, it is a symbol of pride and honour to millions at home and around the world. Fly it from every school!

@RealDeanCain You need to look at her association with Nathan Gill, it’s all for clicks and likes.

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@geoffsenior4 This is awesome

London Comic Con (Olympia) sketches