Matt T

NSW government 2012: We're shutting down all nightlife because too many people are ending up in hospital NSW government 2021: Lets just see how many people die before we make people wear masks inside

The Metaverse fucking sucks.

Microdosing anal by taking a shit

@MelindaButtle Strathpine?

@SteeleWars DM me and I'll flick you a Dropbox link

@Berkeloid Really!!!

If anyone ripped the live stream VIDEO of this, GET AT ME!

@SteeleWars A few months late, but I found it

@Berkeloid REALLY!

@DumDumClub On the Gold Coast

See some of you idiots in the Gold Coast on Saturday, I guess.

2. Cheap beer

@SteeleWars Think so. I'll have a look when I get home.

@SteeleWars Around 3 am on December 19 by any chance?

Does Melbourne still like live podcasts?

Someday somebody else besides me will call me by my stage name. They will call me Doctor Cum.

@DumDumClub It's a thing instaud.io/3HZV

PLEASE let this be a thing.

Feels like we all just copped a democracy sausage right up the tailpipe.

How old were you when you realised that hot cross buns are kinda shit

@DumDumClub I've got a season pass and won't be there tomorrow. You're welcome.

Would much rather see that empty seat with the knowledge we still got the money for it... but ok, go for it.

@adamhillscomedy Ugh

I’m not ok with the kid in Australia egging a politician. It was not ok when someone did it to Jeremy Corbyn last week, and I don’t think it’s ok to do it to Fraser Anning. It makes him a victim, and emboldens his supporters. Take him down with wit, rules and due process.

@DumDumClub Very good issue

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