Bern

High taxes are one thing. But if we have tolls put up in CT before they put a chic fil a in milford I’ll lose my mind

Maybe a hot take: If you lost all your money buying a meme crypto coin from a girl who got famous for talking about spitting on wieners. You deserve it. And she deserves it.

how am I supposed to read this sentence & not immediately kill myself

Somewhere deep, deep in a prison cell in the middle of America, Ippei is doing cartwheels because his bet from February just cashed Fly high, brother

$7000 CHICKEN BUCKETS WHATEVER YOU NEED I DON’T CARE

if u 16 and pregnant I’m not giving up my seat on the bus, u stand there and think about what u did

Always the ones you least expect.

Why they make him look like Radio #CTESPN

He’s in seventeen fast and furious movies but learned nothing about family

How would you explain this to God on the judgment day

i would get arrested at a rockies game

LMAO

gettin slapped on the back of the neck by the 18 inch sloppy shaboinger is NASTY work

Nigga of the Day #CTESPN Got Scottie winning this weekend

For $625 in cleveland you can play the final 7 minutes of the 4th quarter for the Cavs

When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and I see my steak and potato come out after I’ve smashed 2 baskets of rolls and cinnamon butter.

shes kinda like a jason derulo variant

Dogs in Atlanta watching the Falcons select a black, left-handed QB named Michael

i’ve felt like this since January