Alison Burgers

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@pious_minister Tinubu isn’t the fluent and his voice isn’t that soft and tender

How do you really convince someone who has already decided and believes in their mind that this is actually Asiwaju’s voice? What kind of cheap propaganda is this? VDM knows that Ibos are highly emotional people, and that’s why he enjoys riding on their emotions.

@UnitedAlex7 Linus

🚨| Pep Guardiola got a SURPRISING OFFER from the president of Nigeria!

@MrIzzymann @ejykmykel1 So many stories about the de@d but they’re 90% true. Grieving up in Aba, they told us not to bend over and look at peoples legs in the market that spirits also came with humans to buy and sell. But the tales are true though ☹️😖

@BerrySweet16110 @ejykmykel1 Very true

Listen and pay attention to this man. The secret of mortuary attendants and what they are experiencing... What a world.....See me being Scared just for watching a video😳

@guzu_p Across the boarder Ara Nwanyi Asaba

If you remember watching this movie that year, you should be married by now 😂

I also subscribe to strict parenting cos this Yul’s method is the method my parents used for me n my siblings. Once they press the reset button, everywhere go good. My kids dey collect normal normal, country no good

@Onsogbu @AmbUwem Oga the next time I’ll see you on the road, I’ll shake your hands and tell you to your face that your not a good man. What’s this cement comparison theory? You can do better, I’m not good at insulting people online, but you’re doing too much. I can’t champion Abia Apc chapter ☹️

1983.... Minimum wage ₦125/month Price of Cement - N11 Bags of cement it afford - 12 bags 1991... minimum wage - ₦250/month price of cement - N110 Bags of cement it afford - 2 bags 1998/1999 Minimum wage - ₦3,000/month price of cement - N1000 Bags of cement it afford - 3 bags 2004 minimum wage -₦7,500/month Price of Cement - N1500 Bags of Cement it afford - 5 bags 2011 minimum wage - ₦18,000/month Price of Cement - N3000 Bags of cement it afford = 6 bags May 2023 minimum wage - ₦30,000/month Price of Cement - N5000 Bags of cement it afford - 6 bags 2026 ₦70,000/month Price of Cement - N12,000 Bags of cement it can afford - 6 bags... Nigeria is using more cement today than ever.... If you listen to the opposition...you would think the world is ending tomorrow.... But if you look beyond their emotional blackmail you would discover that the world is just getting started.... When prices are rising you position yourself to be a beneficiary... But Wailers scout the internet everyday to get the bad news that would make them more miserable... They are the reason why the Urhobos say. It is better to born a thief than to born a mumu... Proverbs are not for kids....

@aniky_bee Madam hold it there. I’ve been waiting for the whole Yoruba nation to hold the fvcking so called “EKPE”. You guys threatened the Nigerian sovereignty with it during the 23’ elections. Use that same energy to drive the Fulani’s out of your forests. Cow@rds wearing ♾ cap

@Aktive4wahala @maraluv0 @yabaleftonline Na small thin dey vex me for this internet

@BerrySweet16110 @maraluv0 @yabaleftonline You don vex Baba say God will take you soon 🤣🤣

Man calls out lady for posting her conversation with a guy who was asking her for money

@MRDAN131448 @gtagmemes Ask Chelsea fans, they’ll explain better

@BerrySweet16110 @gtagmemes ah, shevchenko..... i grew up hearing that name, na one of my guys for secondary school nickname be that

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@ann_omatf @drkenon2 Hmmm, I wonder why this man is still walking free in this country? Well na them them, so they know what they’re doing

Gumi urges FG to grant amnesty to bandits, suggesting they be treated like repentant Boko Haram members.

@WE_AR_ALL_WEIRD This didn’t happen in the East, it happened in the north where the k!llings, starvation, kidnappings and man slaughtering has been taking place. They’ve had it up to here with the nonsense so this is the reaction of Tinubu’s actions towards them. They’ve been pushed to the wall

What happened to Democracy This is Peter Obi’s doing Obi has completely slaughtered democracy in Nigeria He made people so hateful towards PBAT The reason they beat him is definitely not because PBAT made life infinitely hard They beat him cos Obi loves politics of hatred

@fwdaniels I’m above 33 so I’ll renegotiate $3.5B for 65yrs. After-all, Seun Kuti said no sane man can finish $1B in his lifetime.

$5b but you’ll die at 33. are you taking it?

@onyinyechukw903 Sorry but you look like an Avatar with nice hips.

Maybe the reason I’m still single is my height 😭😂 Anytime a man approaches me, I end up looking at the top of his head lol 😂

@maraluv0 @yabaleftonline 🚫 But you girls can beg from Jan-Dec like almajiri’s with plates and it’s a princess thing to do. I pity the man that’ll end up with you and your type. Madam once commitments between the two, I’m sure they can assist each other in difficult times. God will take you soon ♨️

@yabaleftonline It's the audacity to even ask a lady to lend you money. You're a man, for crying out loud. Man up and stop acting like a princess.

@BashirAhmaad Bashir, get an NDC form & you’ll stand a chance to represent your constituency. Rely on Apc & end your dying career as a data boy, cos all your attempt to draw Tinubu’s attention has been futile, & there’s no baba to recommend you. Ordinarily you aren’t Seyi’s type so it’s too ❌

Maganar gaskiya mun yi babban rashi a APC.

@MaziChiemena @BashirAhmaad So far as I’m concerned, he wrote rubbish

@BashirAhmaad Somone should interpret this rubbish he typed

@instablog9ja Anakogheri

Pres. Tinubu should start a school of politics because he has shown he is the owner of the game — Journalist Reuben Abati Veteran journalist and former presidential aide, Reuben Abati, has said President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has proven himself to be “the owner of the game” following the outcome of the APC presidential primary. Speaking on Arise Television’s Morning Show on Monday, Abati said Tinubu’s reported 11 million votes in the party primary sent a strong political message to opposition parties ahead of the 2027 general election. “I think we should get to a point in this country where we should start a Tinubu school of politics and strategy, because what President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has done over the weekend is to show that he’s the owner of the game,” Abati said. He noted that Tinubu’s challenger, Stanley Osifo, reportedly secured just over 1,000 votes compared to the president’s over 11 million votes, describing the outcome as a “demonstration effect” to opposition figures such as Atiku Abubakar and other contenders. According to Abati, the implication is that opposition parties would now have to secure more votes than the figures already recorded for Tinubu within his own party. However, the journalist also questioned the credibility of the voting figures, pointing out that basic vote counting appeared difficult during some APC primaries held over the weekend. “And yet during the various events that you have seen over the weekend, to even count 1,2,3, basic arithmetic, which you start primary school with, was a problem for that particular political party,” he said.