Jeff 🇨🇦

@GuntherEagleman Blame your parenting for raising someone who wants to do hard drugs

🚨 Rick Harrison (Pawn Stars) with a cool story about Trump. “Donald Trump is the most amazing man on the planet. When Biden was president and my son died, Biden didn't call me, but Trump did. OD'd from fentanyl. I blame Biden and the entire administration. They let that stuff in the country. People have always asked me what's my favorite Trump story. 2018, I was supposed to introduce him at a rally here in Vegas. So, you know, I show up and I go to go backstage. And mind you, Trump wasn't there yet. He was still on the road. Secret Service goes, not on the list. And they threw me into the public at a Trump rally. Oh yeah. And I was getting mobs. We ended up having to leave. You know, I was pissed. I was so pissed that when I dropped my son off at home, you know what, I'm gonna go to the bar. I'm gonna have a drink or two. I'm gonna go calm down. Right as I'm leaving the house, Senator Heller's number pops back up on my phone in my truck. Like I said, he knows my voice. He knows my mouth. So he just goes, Rick, before you say a word, the president would like to talk to you. And Trump gets on the phone and goes, Rick, I just want to say I am sorry. The White House staff works for me. They screwed up. That means it's my fault. I'm sorry. Please come back down to the convention center. It's the president. You have to say yes. Okay. Like, I'm like, yes, sir. I don't know how I'm going to get there because most of the roads are closed around the convention center, but I am on my way right now. So I turn around, grab my son. We're driving down there, I got an odd phone number pops up in my truck. And I go like, Mr. Harrison, I'm the head of the Secret Service in D.C. We have the Las Vegas Under Sheriff and the White House staff. We're all on the phone right here. The big guy says, get you to the convention center. And they go, when you get to Decatur, stop at the light. Whether the light is red or green, flash your headlights. I get there, the light was green. People are honking at me. I just stop, flash my headlights. 8 cop cars come out of nowhere. I get a call, follow us. And my 15-year-old son is going like, Dad, who do you know? He's like, you're the coolest dude. A few people, but this is like extreme. It's just, it's a pretty cool story.”

@LeafSingh 18

What is the age cut off for men to stop celebrating their birthdays?

@domluszczyszyn So you’re saying there’s hope for this team?

as they should anyone who thinks this team need to to do a full rebuild has zero imagination and is underestimating how tactically challenged the current coach is

@CanaduhOh Butter tart

Food map of Canada – what’s your favourite?? 🇨🇦

@G_Dinnes Pelley’s burner?

“I must be angry at something” I thought it was decent. Some great answers there. Some smart answers. Most notably Pelley will not and is not involved in the day to day running of the team…as it should be.

@DemidovHabs Certainly can’t take Tampa lol

This Habs team can take Tampa. This Habs team can take anyone in the East. Bring on the smoke. All of it.

@worldhockeyrpt Why would any fan be okay with an athlete having a podcast in the middle of a season? Priorities are way off with those 2

People are mad the Tkachuk’s have a podcast?!?! Or is Sens Twitter just becoming Sharks Twitter 2.0

@EverydaySens Surely Brady defended his teammate like he always does!!! 🤣🤣

Yakemchuk needs help off the ice after catching a high elbow from Gregor. #GoSensGo Gregor receives a 5 minute major. Sens need to show something here.

@WeTheThunderPod He’s a great player but one of the dirtiest in the league.

Of course why would it be a major 5 minute penalty...it was Nikita Kucherov getting hit. The most disrespected player in the NHL. What a joke.

@sennecky The pussy scared of Stolarz?

husso our unbothered king

@CaptainCons @Jeep Jeeps might be one of the least reliable vehicles on the planet 🤣 generally anything made by dodge isn’t reliable.

Got a brand new @Jeep last year. Doesn’t even have 10k miles and already having issues Never had this happen with Jeeps before

@dale_l_sheehan @MapleLeafs Dale needs to experience a knee getting blown out by Gudas to see all the honour up close.

Max Domi didn’t “win” a retribution fight vs Gudas, who was justifiably injured & dressed soley to own his mistake. Gudas showed code class & didn’t attempt to throw a punch. @MapleLeafs celebrate like heavy weight championship bout. They’re desperate and need a serious reboot 🏒

@logopatt Looks like the gay uncle at thanksgiving that drinks to much wine and causes all the problem.

Huge sign of being a fucking dipshit

@islanders_takes Or he’s just not that good at hockey lol.

Might have something to do with all the hate around the Olympics and Classic. Might have something to do with booing his home country's anthem. Might have something to do with the shit comments from Canadians about their podcast. I don't know. Just a thought.

@BR_OpenIce Is it Ullmarks fault or everybody?

In a near must win for the Senators, they are down 3-0 10 minutes in to the heavily injured Panthers 😬🚨

@ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0 Throw a parade Whit

@BizNasty2point0 Well they’ve been to a cup final in the past 50 years

Ottawa Senators fans thinking they’re better than the Leafs 😂😂😂. I’m in tears at this drama. They’re all turning on each other. I’m never deleting this app. 5-0 we’re still in the 1st period. Unbelievable. 🍿

@maxjrsz @alainawps Can you just give me an honest answer. I suspect I already know but did you finish highschool/what kind of grades did you get? Conversing with you makes me worry I’m trolling a special person

@BertAndDomes @alainawps Wish I was getting them wet with a truck like you man ur tuff

average blue jays fan

@maxjrsz @alainawps Is this the gayest tweet ever posted? Why yes, yes it is. One look at that timeline and every woman on the planet got the ick simultaneously. Sahara dessert vaginas around Max

@BertAndDomes @alainawps wondering what’s it like to take trt everyday for your lack of dick just to still look like a fat fuck you could tell me

@maxjrsz @alainawps Real zinger from arm boy! Look at you go. I do like a big truck Mr!

@BertAndDomes @alainawps You should Get a bigger truck, we know that the bigger truck compensates for ur lack of a dick since youre so obsessed with putting them on women

@alainawps I have an addiction to being a great human 😇

@BertAndDomes no i think you just have porn addiction and fantasies abt transgender people