hari sabji patte wali 🌿

@jatinsapru Why you inserted MSD in the last???? Man I was reaaasesddyyy to break the Viiiiikjajaayayyyya for this MSD. MSD is shit , @TVKVijayHQ is better than @Being_Humor

CSK may not make it to the playoffs - But with the massive pivot towards youngsters and a long list of injuries (Ellis, Khaleel, Mhatre, Overton, MSD) - This season has shown enough promise. And the younglings are showing signs that they could turn this team into a very competitive unit.

@internetumpire What do you like? Gaand ya goo. Dhoni is gaand, and CSK is goo

CSK nation, what went wrong?

Goenka saab, agar aap ko pata karna ho ki team ka villain kaun toh uska pata karo jisne Mukul chodhari aur himmat singh ko recommend kiya #LSGvsCSK

@anubhav__tweets I was about to tweet "Pooran 11 ball 50, and CSK Shitteee" then I remembered pooran's mother is being held and the no of stokes going inside her are same as runs pooran scores in his first 10 balls

they talk about the Midas touch, my buddy Pooran has the Sandaas touch, everything he does turns into tatti this season

@absycric or 1st wicket

Yeah, something happens to them after 10 overs it’s so funny

I never wanted to say it loudly but somehow i am happy that Anshul Kamboj has been put to his place which is ordinary level. Thanks Lucknow the city #LSGvsCSK

Thala is visionary, he saw this humiliating exit of his team and chose to opt out from this #LSGvsCSK

@LalitKModi @LucknowIPL @ChennaiIPL @mipaltan @PunjabKingsIPL @IPL @himantabiswa sir iss bkl ko ya to aap ki India laake badhiya se ilaaz kare ya fir kam se kam iska twitter account India me ban karao. So irritating 😡. Aapko tag isiliye kiya hai kyu ki aap kar skte ho, baaki leaders me mujhe bharosa nhi

Will @LucknowIPL spoil the party for @ChennaiIPL as did @mipaltan did for @PunjabKingsIPL - what do you think. Two bottom of the points table team which are eliminated all of sudden have got their mojo back. There is no certainty when it comes to the @IPL - all teams play their best. It seems these two teams the players are finally enjoying playing without any pressure from owners now. That’s the way it should be. Hope this will send a clear message to the owners - stay in your vip box’s and let the team play - and be mentored by their coaches 🙏🏽

@absycric 2 Cr ka hai wo bhai, kahi bhi khel skta hai. Koi kyu hi release karega usko

I don’t see Markram getting retained for next year

@bhogleharsha Tu gandu hai bsdk, tujhe jhaant kchh nhi pata cricket ka

This innings by Kartik Sharma is one of the finest I have seen from a young Indian batter. He played the situation with maturity, played shots of great skill and looks increasingly like he belongs. Keep an eye on him and hope he stays grounded because he is very good

@FarziCricketer I don't know why but I like people who make self-deprecating jokes

Goodbye CSK. Good while it lasted. Losing to LSG, you don't deserve to be in top 2. Now only top 4 hopes left.

@absycric Aaj spencer Johnson ko pela hai Marsh ne, let's see when the product is eligible to play

I hope we continue to have a player from the Marsh family in the IPL forever

Even CSgay fans are happy by losing cz they'll get to see their papa in yellow in the stands. What a 💩 fanbase, padosi ki aulade #LSGvsCSK

Now hit them (csGAY fans), they'll be surprised #LSGvsCSK

@internetumpire You were never supposed to win

CSK nation, are we defending 188?

at 86 for 0 in 6 overs, LSG pls don't do the LSG thing and bottle this chase #LSGvsCSK

CJI Surya Kant says there are "parasites" attacking the system. "There are youngsters like cockroaches, who don't get any employment and don't have any place in the profession. Some of them become media, some of them become social media, some of them become RTI activists, some of them become other activists, and they start attacking everyone." - CJI.

@sehajdhillon_ When people use words like Dehati, gawar etc in a negative way, I think these slangs perfectly fits on him

He just needs media training atp

@thekaipullai Kejriwal

Is there any Indian politician of note whose kid actually goes thru the Indian grind and studies in an Indian institute? And Sharad Pawar, whose might is behind so many educational institutions in Pune, but somehow not one is good enough for his own heir?

@AMIT_GUJJU There was a personal assistant hritik's father hired for him when he was weighing more than 140 kg after a bad breakup and flop, his job was to say only "you are the best" "you can do it" and he was taking 10+ cr a month

Joseph Vijay’s astrologer, and the same Ricky Radhan Pandit whom Vijay had appointed as OSD for 18 hours, is saying: “Vijay can remain CM for 50 years, and can even solve matters between the Russian President and the US President.” That means Vijay is currently 51 years old, so according to him, Vijay can stay CM till the age of 101 😊